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Beat the Meatles

Richard Cranium

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Time for some puns....

"Me Please Me"

“And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you yank.”

“Here Comes the Come”

"Twist and Shout"

“I Want to Hold My Penis”

“We Can Jerk it Out”

“I Feel Mine”

“Elanore Tug-me”

“All You Need Is Self-Love”

“Love Me Do”

I Don’t Need Help!

“Eight Yanks a Week”

“’Til There Was Goo”

“I Like Me Too Much”

“Don’t Bother Me (I’m Masturbating)”

“Hold Me Tight”

“Tug King”

“All Together Now”

“Yank Me, You’re a Rich Hand”

“Meatchelle”

“Two of Us (Me and My Hand)”

“Sexy Yankmie”

“Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Hand”

“Tug a Bone-Me”

“P.S. I Love You (Me Talking to My Penis)”

“What Bones On”

“I Wanna Be My Hand”

“I’m Happy Just to Dance With Me”

“I Don’t Need Someone”

“You Really Got a Hold on Pe(nis)”

“Yeswhere Hand”

“My Come Is Here, There, and Everywhere”

“She’s Leaving Bone”

“Whacksman”

“The Long and Winding Bone”

“I Want Me (Me’s So Heavy)”

“Paperback Yanker”

“NorMEgian Wood”
 
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Time for some puns....

"Me Please Me"

“And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you yank.”

“Here Comes the Come”

"Twist and Shout"

“I Want to Hold My Penis”

“We Can Jerk it Out”

“I Feel Mine”

“Elanore Tug-me”

“All You Need Is Self-Love”

“Love Me Do”

I Don’t Need Help!

“Eight Yanks a Week”

“’Til There Was Goo”

“I Like Me Too Much”

“Don’t Bother Me (I’m Masturbating)”

“Hold Me Tight”

“Tug King”

“All Together Now”

“Yank Me, You’re a Rich Hand”

“Meatchelle”

“Two of Us (Me and My Hand)”

“Sexy Yankmie”

“Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Hand”

“Tug a Bone-Me”

“P.S. I Love You (Me Talking to My Penis)”

“What Bones On”

“I Wanna Be My Hand”

“I’m Happy Just to Dance With Me”

“I Don’t Need Someone”

“You Really Got a Hold on Pe(nis)”

“Yeswhere Hand”

“My Come Is Here, There, and Everywhere”

“She’s Leaving Bone”

“Whacksman”

“The Long and Winding Bone”

“I Want Me (Me’s So Heavy)”

“Paperback Yanker”

“NorMEgian Wood”
I see that you have contemplated "long' and "hard" on this subject.
 
This gives a whole new meaning to the lyrics of the song "come together ". Come together, right now, over me!
 
How's that working out for you? I have been married a long time, and my birthday is coming up next spring! That might be my lucky day ! Lol
 
Hopefully they made Ringo eat the cookie and clean it up.
 
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Time for some puns....

"Me Please Me"

“And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you yank.”

“Here Comes the Come”

"Twist and Shout"

“I Want to Hold My Penis”

“We Can Jerk it Out”

“I Feel Mine”

“Elanore Tug-me”

“All You Need Is Self-Love”

“Love Me Do”

I Don’t Need Help!

“Eight Yanks a Week”

“’Til There Was Goo”

“I Like Me Too Much”

“Don’t Bother Me (I’m Masturbating)”

“Hold Me Tight”

“Tug King”

“All Together Now”

“Yank Me, You’re a Rich Hand”

“Meatchelle”

“Two of Us (Me and My Hand)”

“Sexy Yankmie”

“Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Hand”

“Tug a Bone-Me”

“P.S. I Love You (Me Talking to My Penis)”

“What Bones On”

“I Wanna Be My Hand”

“I’m Happy Just to Dance With Me”

“I Don’t Need Someone”

“You Really Got a Hold on Pe(nis)”

“Yeswhere Hand”

“My Come Is Here, There, and Everywhere”

“She’s Leaving Bone”

“Whacksman”

“The Long and Winding Bone”

“I Want Me (Me’s So Heavy)”

“Paperback Yanker”

“NorMEgian Wood”


I can't believe A Hard Day's Night was left out.
Did I miss that obvious one?
 
They were probably listening to "get back "while doing it!
 
Left out this one..
"We all jerk in a yellow submarine" :)

John's solo album "Double Fantasy" must have been a nod to previous misdemeanors. :lol:
 
Well, this explains a lot....

 
my Dad knew......... he always said Ed Sullivan ruined the country by bringing those "long haired bastards" over here
 
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