clever remark for knee replacement Dr.

[mightymopar]

Hey guys, not lookin for sympathy here, just for a clever something to say when the Doc. comes in just before I get the happy juice and asks me if Im ready. He is a real cool guy and a smart *** remark is what he expects out of me. Since I read some really cool statement from you fellahs, I thought this was the bunch to ask. Thanks, Dave:headbang:

 

[tpodwdog]

tell him with the cost of health care anymore....you want some happy juice " TO GO " !...OR...

" HEY DOC...WHY DONT YOU PUT A DRIVE THRU IN THIS SHACK SO I DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR UGLY SECRATARY "
...... or.... " hey...is that all i get for 100 grand ?"

or..... " how long have you been practicing medicine ( hell answer ) " well then . why aint you good at it yet "

or....." if ya leave any wrenches in there,,,,,leave me a 9/16....i just lost mine yesterday"

or.... "HEY DOCTOR FRANKENSTIEN,,,,A LITTLE ANESTHESIA WOULD BE NICE THIS TIME "

 

[roadrunnerman]

Tell him when you wake up, you don't want to find out your knee has been replaced with one from an ostrich.

 

[Propwash]

Tell him you're the Lizard King.....You can do anything....

 

[Richard Cranium]

Just make sure he knows which knee is being replaced. Is it the....

Left knee,
Right knee,
or
Wee knee

 

[RustyRatRod]

Tell him you got two legs goin in but you want three comin out.

 

[kdtjb]

Which one we replacing? left knee right knee or my wee knee.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Which one we replacing? left knee right knee or my wee knee.

You sir, are a plagerist.

 

[shorty64]

Ask him if you're likely to contract "knee-monia" from the operation?

 

[Cranky]

I don't want any knee jerk reaction now....

 

[daredevil]

Hope you do a good job doc. I,m sure when I see the bill i will want to put a foot in your ***. Or.... You dont work like a plumber do ya? They bury their mistakes.

 

[Flys-Lo]

I spend a lot of time in the OR and with orthopedic surgeons. The best one I've seen is a guy used a sharpie marker on the non-operative leg and wrote in large letters: WRONG LEG. It kept us in stitches (pun intended).

 

[440RUSH]

Take a sharpie marker and write "THIS KNEE" on the knee that needs replaced and write "NOT THIS KNEE" on the one that is good.

- - - Updated - - -

Gues I was just a tad late.

 

[kdtjb]

You sir, are a plagerist.

I'm going to have to look that one up.

 

[daredevil]

You sir, are a plagerist.

You sir, misspelled it.

 

[MarPar]

You sir, misspelled it.

you sir are correct!

 

[mightymopar]

Thanks for all the input guys, tryin to figure out a way to use a montage of the stuff offered, love em all. Dave

 

[HT413]

Last you say before going under, "we can rebuild him".

 

[kdtjb]

You sir, misspelled it.

Yes I see it now, but how did he know I am polygamist ?

 

[MarPar]

lol