Adam Nathan
Well-Known Member
Went to bed last nite with a girl who's vagina was made of play dough. Didn't actually manage to screw her but I think I made a good impression!
A man returns home a day early from a business trip and It's after midnight.
While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.
Upon arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and sure enough there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money."
"He paid for the Corvette I gave you, he paid for our new cabin cruiser,
he paid for your football season tickets, he paid for our house at the lake, he paid for our
country club membership, and heck he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?"
The cabby replies,
"I'd cover his *** up with that-there blanket before he catches a cold" !!!
A man returns home a day early from a business trip and It's after midnight.
While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.
Upon arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and sure enough there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money."
"He paid for the Corvette I gave you, he paid for our new cabin cruiser,
he paid for your football season tickets, he paid for our house at the lake, he paid for our
country club membership, and heck he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?"
The cabby replies,
"I'd cover his *** up with that-there blanket before he catches a cold" !!!
