Just got audited.....

[Richard Cranium]

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?

 

[Budnicks]

Pretty much 100% correct answers in my book RC/DH... ILMFAO

 

[Coyoteduster]

... it was the First Lady, you forgot Moochelle!

 

[67Satty]

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?

You missed the corporate welfare recipients who actually cost the average American taxpayer tens times as much as all the social safety net programs put together.

 

[Richard Cranium]

You missed the corporate welfare recipients who actually cost the average American taxpayer tens times as much as all the social safety net programs put together.

Thanks! I also forgot all the foreign aid recipients.

 

[satman72]

I was going to thank you for this post, but I didn't want your head to get any bigger.
As hard as it may be to believe, I care about you, and worry about your health. I wouldn't want to see a big head cause back issues, neck issues etc.

 

[Xp29h]

Well done! Very funny, and true!

 

[Moparsmitty]

I was going to thank you for this post, but I didn't want your head to get any bigger.
As hard as it may be to believe, I care about you, and worry about your health. I wouldn't want to see a big head cause back issues, neck issues etc.

Reminded me of a good band from the 90s. Relative of yours Dickie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuUNfC3tTI8