MoPar Lullabuy

[djais1801]

Here's a Lullabuy I wrote for my twins::headbang:

Mopar Lullabuy​

Hushlittle baby don’t say a word…Mama’s gonna buy you a Superbird…
Ifthat Superbird goes to slow…Mama’s gonna buy you a Monaco…
Ifthat Monaco’s no stunner…Mama’s gonna buy you a Plymouth Roadrunner…
Ifthat Roadrunner has no luster…Mama’s gonna buy you a 340 Duster…
Ifthat Duster’s front end ain’t tight…Mama’s gonna buy you a Satellite…
Ifthat Satellite just won’t start…Mama’s gonna buy you a Hemi Dart…
Ifthat Dart won’t go into gear, Mama’s gonna buy you a Belvedere…
Ifthat Belvedere won’t go like a jet…Mama’s gonna buy you an A12 Coronet…
Ifyou can’t afford the A12, keep dreamin’…Mama’s gonna buy you a B5 Demon…
Ifthat Demon’s too small and you need somethin’ larger…Mama’s gonna buy you a 6pack Charger…
Ifthat Charger hood’s too long to see…Mama’s gonna buy you a Super Bee…
Ifthat Super Bee won’t get you sex…Mama’s gonna buy you a GTX…
Ifthat GTX isn’t sporty…Mama’s gonna buy you a ‘Cuda w/ a 440…
Ifthat ‘Cuda doesn’t bring you joy…Mama’s gonna buy you a max wedge Savoy.

 

[Ron 73]

LOL, Man, you got me good! Now i have to find a little one to sing that to!

 

[MarPar]

hahaha!!! that's great!

 

[roadrunnerman]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[tpodwdog]

lol...easy guys.....the man just had twins and for about a month or so thats all we are gonna hear about....so get used to it. (...me personally, have government papers that says im not permitted to reproduce....but i can appreciate your excitement )...AAAAAAANYWAY......congrats Djais on your "dual accomplishment"... strap those kids in the satty and take 'em for a ride!...THEYLL LOVE IT!.............................hammer downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn:headbang:

 

[Al K]

I'll go right to the Max Wedge Savoy. Nighty-night...

Thanks,djais!

 

[djais1801]

That is the last pro-baby post..i hate those type of "parents" myself..but i am sleep deprived and thought some creativity deserved a pat on the back..even if its by my own hand...lol

 

[RustyRatRod]

"...and if that Max Wedge Savoy is too heavy, to hell with um all and I'll buy you a Chevy."

 

[moparstuart]

thats awesome , stealing it