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What not to do when your house catches on fire:

you would think to call the fire dept and not stand there watching it burn.
 
well....that would be the very first thing i would do....FILM IT BURNING. THEN,,,I WOULD FIND A HIGH TREE CLOSE BY....CLIMB IT....AND GET SOME GOOD SHOTS OF THAT ANGLE....thennnnnnnnnnnnn I would call all my friends.....tell them to bring some marshmallows and sticks,,,,maybe a few weenies and beer..... and my one friend that plays guitar....and sit all around the burning house singing " kumbya"....getting drunk,,,,,eat smores and marshmallows.... pee on the fire a few times..( cozza the beer ya know)....then after im good and hammered ....call the fire dept.

WOULDN'T YOU ???
 
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