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Annoying TV ads part 15

Kern Dog

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Remember those weird Burger King ads with the plastic faced King? That dude was creepy with that stupid grin....the dude always just appearing out of thin air with a hamburger. The forest, a woman's house, wherever. If some friggin dummy appeared in my house UNinvited, I'd hope my dogs would bite his azz before I could get my gun. If I want a Whopper, I'll go get one, not wait for this weirdo to show up.
Now these brainiacs have a new campaign. They have some dummy singing over the ad with the vocal qualities of THIS genius....

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I like to have the TV on for background when I'm doing other stuff but who does this stupid TV ad appeal to? The lowest common denominators of society?
 
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I've heard that Burger King was bought by "Harbor Freight"! Anyway, I hate the ads for the pharmaceutical company's touting their drugs to fix WHATEVER ails you, from E.D. pills to S.T.D. fixes! I guess medications are BIG business now a days.
 
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It doesn’t appeal to anyone. That’s not the point. It’s all about repetition. Even the annoying aspects of this garbage are what makes the brand stick in people’s minds - even subconsciously. Subliminal infection of the mind even…. I studied this kind of thing in college. You can’t stop it unless one can completely Eliminate it from hearing and view…. Mind poison …
 
Maybe the weak minded people respond.
I don't. If something annoys me, I make it a point to avoid whatever product they are pushing even if it is better than their competition.
The Pharma ads are junk too.
NO, I don't need your BS to lower my A1C whatever the hell that is.
My equipment works fine too so I'll pass on the generic Viagra.
I don't have rashes or psoriasis, I'm not balding, no restless legs here....
 
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I watch the office people dancing in the back ground....... like a Broadway production; I'm amazed they make a living doing that nonsense

it's for the one that causes a "potentially fatal bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum"

they replaced the fat broad, like this one is less annoying :rolleyes:
 
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True story! My friend was totally creeped out by those wake up with the King ads,so we made him wake up with the King! The ad starts with some dude in bed waking up after what looks like a rough night at the bar,and he is peeking over from under the covers to see what kind of Coyote Ugly bar fly he ended up in bed with. You know the old 2 at 10,10 at 2 thing! So as he peeks over to see if he needs to chew off one of his own limbs to escape,he is in bed with the King in that creepy effing King mask,and the King is holding a breakfast sandwhich,to which they caption .....Wake up with the King. So my friend tells me how creeped out he was by this disturbing ad,and we laughed about how effed up those King ads are! So a few weeks later I am at work,and my co worker tells me he wants to go to I Party store at lunch and get a Halloween costume for his daughter,so at lunch,we went to that store,and there it was....glowing like the holy grail on the mask rack! The effing Burger King King mask,so I said we have to do it..... we have to make my friend wake up with the King! Knowing that we share a Hotel room at Carlisle,I decided that was the perfect time to make him wake up with the King.So I bought the mask for $15.00,then started to hatch my devious plan. I talked to my friends wife,as she would be to only one who would be able to get into bed with him wearing the mask under a towel she had her hair wrapped up in after taking her shower. So between October and the following July we would all laugh about the planned event,my friend didn't know about. Well as most of the best laid plans go,in the commotion of packing everything up for Carlisle,I had left the mask at home in my other truck. When my friends wife asked me for the mask,I was deeply disappointed to inform her that I had left the mask at home! We were pretty bummed out about it,until I remembered that my other friend was coming the next day,and lives at the end of my street,so I called him to get the mask from my other truck and bring it to the show,which he did. So the following night his wife had the mask and the plan was set. We all get up at around six am,because we vend at the show,and have to get there to setup everyday. So My friends wife got up and quietly woke the rest of us up. She went into the shower while Al manned the curtains,Mike got the light switch,and I had the cell phone ready for his big paparazzi debut. She came out of the shower with the mask under the towel,just as we planned. She climbed into bed with him,took off the towel and lowered the mask into position,then it was time,Al got the curtins open,Mike hit the lights,and I manned the camera! He woke up to the lights and commotion,only to see the King in bed with him,as the cell phone camera's clicked. It was so funny! We had pulled it off flawlessly! It took five of us to pull it off,and almost a year of planning,but it was perfectly executed!
 
What you or I do doesn’t matter. It’s the masses - sheep if you will. And they are not all weak minded people. They’re simply the vast majority…. I doubt you’d find but a tiny fraction of a fraction of a fraction that likes this poison - it’s just that same fraction that goes to any great lengths to completely obscure it from their minds view. This is a highly sophisticated science not just annoying commercials.
 
Most TV ads are seriously annoying anymore "underboob deodorant" and such....but remember when they were awesome? Like these:







 
Even though we no longer split the hotel room costs anymore,I need to come up with a plan for this year. Another annoying ad is those incontinence ads! Maybe I should have her pack some Depends in his travel bag! Lol
 
I watch the office people dancing in the back ground....... like a Broadway production; I'm amazed they make a living doing that nonsense

it's for the one that causes a "sometimes fatal bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum"

they replaced the fat broad, like this one is less annoying :rolleyes:
It says it causes lower limb loss too. "Jardiance made me swell,my life's a living hell! I was walking down the hall,my taint swelled up like a bowling ball,it made me shake and cough,then my effing foot fell off! Jardiance it made me swell,the little pill with a horror story to tell"
 
It says it causes lower limb loss too. "Jardiance made me swell,my life's a living hell! I was walking down the hall,my taint swelled up like a bowling ball,it made me shake and cough,then my effing foot fell off! Jardiance it made me swell,the little pill with a horror story to tell"
Daaang when's your new rap CD gonna drop, dog? You need to head down to Burger King fo a Whoppa!
:lol::lol::lol:
 
I wish the contract on the fricken Mando and Lume commercials would expire. Every commercial break there it is again :elmer:
 
Returning this thread to the General Discussion forum after some cleanups.

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I wish the contract on the fricken Mando and Lume commercials would expire. Every commercial break there it is again :elmer:
Yeah… those weird ads to reduce butt stench for 3 days…
What scumbag uses that stuff to avoid showering? Shouldn’t those ads be targeted to the French in Quebec??
 
We have a drinking game-

Every time a pharma ad mentions a side effect of "suicidal thoughts"...

We drink.

It's NOT a game for pantywaists.

Drink two if it's an ad for an anti-depressant.

Who here thinks it might be a bad idea to give a clinically depressed person any chance of having induced suicidal thoughts?
 
...but my all time favorite side effect is...

.....drumroll, please.....

...involuntary body movements that may become permanent.
 
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