Lol, that's one reason I never had the gumption to jump out of a plane, train, or automobile...did enough other chit though to cause personal injuries (to me).Guy jumps out of a plane and begins falling frantically pulling at his rip cord. Half way down he passes a guy going up and says “Do you know anything about parachutes?”
The guy responds “No, do you happen to know anything about gas furnaces?”