Al K
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So,Laura and I received our Official United States Census Bureau form. I have other,unprintable names for it. But I digress... On the VERY FIRST QUESTION,it states:
"How many people were(key word) living or staying in this house,apartment or mobile home on APRIL 1,2010?"
What is the date today,folks? If I'm in the same universe as the rest of you,it is March 23,2010. Now,I don't know about you,but I'm not psychic;how in the heck am I supposed to know who will be living here on April 1st. We could be abducted by aliens :tongueflap:. My daughter and three grandkids could show up at my door-better than an ex-wife I won't mention:no:-,a bevy of Hooters girls could become homeless and in need of shelter:yes::yes::yes:. Anything is possible.
As we have not sent it in yet,we've already received a notice to remind us to send the effin' form in. How much did THAT cost? Now,how many of you already sent yours in,and perhaps,just now,realized this distortion of the time-space continuum.
To further confuse the issue,Question #2 states:
"Were there any additional people staying here April1,2010 that you did not include in question 1?"
WTF?!?!?! Did I lose my mind between question 1 and question 2?
The rest is the usual BS;but I'd really like to answer Question #10,"Does Person 1 sometimes live or stay somewhere else?" with:
"Yes,in an alternative universe with imaginary friends who encourage me to clean the guns just one more time-oh,and stock up on more ammo."
I hear the sirens in the distance. "They're coming to take me away,ha-ha! They're coming to take me away!"
Maybe it's just an April Fool's joke? :confused::confused::confused:
"How many people were(key word) living or staying in this house,apartment or mobile home on APRIL 1,2010?"
What is the date today,folks? If I'm in the same universe as the rest of you,it is March 23,2010. Now,I don't know about you,but I'm not psychic;how in the heck am I supposed to know who will be living here on April 1st. We could be abducted by aliens :tongueflap:. My daughter and three grandkids could show up at my door-better than an ex-wife I won't mention:no:-,a bevy of Hooters girls could become homeless and in need of shelter:yes::yes::yes:. Anything is possible.
As we have not sent it in yet,we've already received a notice to remind us to send the effin' form in. How much did THAT cost? Now,how many of you already sent yours in,and perhaps,just now,realized this distortion of the time-space continuum.
To further confuse the issue,Question #2 states:
"Were there any additional people staying here April1,2010 that you did not include in question 1?"
WTF?!?!?! Did I lose my mind between question 1 and question 2?
The rest is the usual BS;but I'd really like to answer Question #10,"Does Person 1 sometimes live or stay somewhere else?" with:
"Yes,in an alternative universe with imaginary friends who encourage me to clean the guns just one more time-oh,and stock up on more ammo."
I hear the sirens in the distance. "They're coming to take me away,ha-ha! They're coming to take me away!"
Maybe it's just an April Fool's joke? :confused::confused::confused:
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