Experts: Reminding Your Wife The Bible Says She Should Submit Leads To The Happiest Marriages

[Hey-O]

His 2 favorite Ladies...Rosey and Palmela!!!

.....................Rosie Palmer and her Five stepsisters!!!

 

[chargervert]

There is only one girl for him,Merri Palmer!

 

[Richard Cranium]

My wife doesn't cook so the sammich thing is out.

For your sake, I hope it's a blo-me sammich?

 

[cr8crshr]

.....................Rosie Palmer and her Five stepsisters!!!

Fixed it to what it should be as this ol' brain bucket at times throws a Brain Fart!!! cr8crshr/Bill

 

[Budnicks]

all you need is Respect & Trust, that's what love is

 

[1967coronet]

I married a red headed Irish gal that was raised with 4 brothers.
Her Dad was a construction worker.

I tell ya, there is something exciting about dating a gal that could possibly whip your *** in a fist fight.

Submit ..... ha ha ha.

 

[Don Frelier]

I married a red headed Irish gal that was raised with 4 brothers.
Her Dad was a construction worker.

I tell ya, there is something exciting about dating a gal that could possibly whip your *** in a fist fight.

Submit ..... ha ha ha.
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Are you the one asleep with the beard?

 

[1967coronet]

Are you the one asleep with the beard?

Yep , it was late...I think.

 

[1STMP]

Nov 14, 2023

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DEARY, ID — Marriage experts now confirm that a husband reminding his wife that the Bible says she should submit to him leads to the happiest marriages.

"The science is settled," said an elated group of marriage researchers in lab coats as they exited the marriage laboratory. "Every single time we ran the simulation where a man reminded a woman that it is her place to submit to him as the head of the home, marital bliss and happiness inevitably followed."

This team of crack marriage researchers had been working around the clock to crack the code and figure out how men and women can live together in blessed harmony. They ran experiment after experiment and now believe that the results are incontrovertible.

"This really is incredible," said world-famous unmarried woman expert Ben Tennant while changing to another slide on his microscope. "It looks here like the only other thing a husband can do to ensure happiness in the marriage is to bark out commands like, ‘Make me a sandwich' or ‘Calm down'. Our initial results indicate that it's all about the tone of voice the man uses. Be confident and authoritative. She will instantly respect you and be glad to have such a strong man leading her home."

"It really is good to be a man," the statement from the marriage researchers concluded.

At publishing time, the marriage experts were experiencing a sandwich shortage in the marriage laboratory which they assured reporters was a temporary setback.

"To love, honor, and OBEY", as I remember it 48 years ago.
It's been working.....

 

[biomedtechguy]

Some cultures yeah - but here … have a food taster, check regularly for large new life insurance policies w/you as the insured, and get used to wearing full body Kevlar

I check the level in the eye drops bottle and make sure the antifreeze is out of sight.

 

[chargervert]

Watch out when she brings you an ice cold bottle of green Gatorade!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried."How dare you do this to me – a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce, NOW!"

The husband calmly replied, "Hang on just a minute, love. At least let me tell you what happened.""Fine, go ahead," the Wife Sobbed, "but they will be the last Words you say to me!"The Husband Began:"Well, as I was getting into the Car at Work to Drive Home, this Young Lady here asked me for a Lift. She looked so distressed, helpless, and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.""She was very Thin, not well dressed and very dirty and told me that she hadn't Eaten for Three Days.""Out of Compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the pizza I made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The Poor thing Ate it, Ravenously.""She was dirty. I suggested she have a shower. While Showering, I noticed her clothes were Filthy and Threadbare. I threw them away.""I gave her the Designer Jeans that you’ve had for a Few Years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight.""I gave her underwear, your anniversary present from me, which you don’t wear because you said I don't have good taste.""I gave her the Sexy Blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t Wear just to annoy her. ""I also donated those boots you bought at an expensive boutique but don’t wear because someone at work has the same pair."The husband paused, took a quick breath, and continued:"She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, “Please Sir...

Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”"