Happy Australia Day
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Beware the longdrop . . . .
A young female teacher gets a job in an Australian outback school. Only a few students there.
First day, teacher goes to the outhouse ......sitting for a while, then all of a sudden there's an almighty scream.
Young Johnny comes running out to see what the noise is about.
She says to Johnny - "I think I've been bitten. Can you take a look and see if there are any puncture marks?"
Johnny has a good long look at his teachers rear end, and announces..... "Miss, I can see one rusty hole, and also what looks more like a blowout!"
Class dismissed.
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