If you ever plan on moving to Texas.....

[Cranky]

You gotta learn what cow eggs look like......and how to extract the milk from them without wasting most of it.

 

[Hey-O]

I've seen them before, they're very expensive, if you don't get them in season............. Inflation has drove up the price also, please no politics.

 

[Budnicks]

try an Ostrich egg

 

[beanhead]

Years back I was staying with some family in NE Texas and they tried to pull that BS on me....I said, get them bird eggs outta here and bring out the oysters!
Well they did...hit 'em with some Tabasco and they're not that bad. Taste like chicken.

 

[SlinktRR]

Emu farming was a fad here back in the 90's, people thought that we'd all be eating emu burgers and giant omelettes. Yeah no thanks.

 

[moparsaver]

Emu farming was a fad here back in the 90's, people thought that we'd all be eating emu burgers and giant omelettes. Yeah no thanks.

 

[kiwigtx]

Ya'll gonna make me burst into song now......



One of favourite country bands.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Ya'll gonna make me burst into song now......



One of favourite country bands.

We see "Video Unavailable, the uploader has not made this video available in your country"

Probably jealous of our cars that have the wheels on the ground....

 

[Bee1971]

Bring an extra air conditioner

 

[kiwigtx]

We see "Video Unavailable, the uploader has not made this video available in your country"

Probably jealous of our cars that have the wheels on the ground....

Damn YooooTube....

 

[1STMP]

Naw...those aren't from a cow or an
ostrich.
They're from a Texas sized chicken.
Everyone knows things a bigger in
Texas.

 

[SlinktRR]

The Next Red Meat: Why the Texas Emu Farming Boom Failed

This article sums up the history, people still raise them but it didn't turn out like they were thinking back then.

 

[WileE]

You gotta learn what cow eggs look like......and how to extract the milk from them without wasting most of it.

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And what about these in Texas... any tips ?

 

[Cranky]

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try an Ostrich egg

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I KNOW what a cows egg looks like!!!

And what about these in Texas... any tips ? View attachment 1488274

Stay away from that!! Her head probably has the same filler in it.....

 

[Bee1971]

And what about these in Texas... any tips ? View attachment 1488274

how to extract the milk from them without wasting most of it.

 

[Cranky]

how to extract the milk from them without wasting most of it.