In Bonding Moment, Father Teaches Son How To Call Handyman To Fix Faucet

[coronet68mx]

Mar 28, 2024


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MADISON, WI — Another stitch in the fabric of a local family's tradition was created this week, as a father bonded with his son by teaching him how to call a handyman to fix the faucet.

The father was filled with pride when the time finally came to pass down the valuable knowledge of how to call a professional who knows how to do things men should do that would serve his son well for the rest of his life.

"I knew this day would come, son," the man said with a slight tinge of emotion in his voice. "The faucet is broken. As a man, it's up to you to make sure it gets fixed. Now, let's hit up Google to find a handyman to come take care of it for us because I have no clue what to do."

The man's son looked at him with awe. "Are you sure I'm ready, Dad?" the boy asked.

"Yes, son. I know you are," his father replied proudly. "I've seen how far you've come over the years, and I'm proud to see that you've grown and matured enough to learn how to call a handyman to fix things at your house. It's a rite of passage for every man."

The man then walked his son through the time-honored process of searching online for a handyman who could come fix the problem.

At publishing time, the man was considering the possibility that the time had also come to teach his son how to change a flat tire by making sure his AAA membership was still active.

South Park made a parody of this situation.

 

[Dipstick]

At publishing time, the man was considering the possibility that the time had also come to teach his son how to change a flat tire by making sure his AAA membership was still active.

And, at the other end of the age spectrum, most of you will be doing the same thing.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Lack of logic and common sense.

You realize these people can't tell what a woman is right??

 

[1 Wild R/T]

And, at the other end of the age spectrum, most of you will be doing the same thing.

Difference is the young ones are physically capable...

 

[Dennis H]

And, at the other end of the age spectrum, most of you will be doing the same thing.

I’ve been carrying a goddam spare in the Coronet for 35 years. Used it once. In Nevada Desert with no cell service, may be glad to have it and know how to change it. Otherwise, AAA.

 

[eldubb440]

1992...... I was messing with a girl with a late 80's Chrysler something.......it had a carburetor.

she was driving to Kentucky to see family, and I tagged along.......

car started acting up in East Bumphuk....... it was flooding.

I dove into the carb in the middle of a parking lot.....it was a float/needle/seat issue...had us back on the road in no time.....

she thought I was a God

 

[1 Wild R/T]

1992...... I was messing with a girl with a late 80's Chrysler something.......it had a carburetor.

she was driving to Kentucky to see family, and I tagged along.......

car started acting up in East Bumphuk....... it was flooding.

I dove into the carb in the middle of a parking lot.....it was a float/needle/seat issue...had us back on the road in no time.....

she thought I was a God

Turns out you were a Dog...