Intakes/outtakes

[FU64RY]

Makes sense to me.
Working on an engine one day and my wife came in the shop to see if I needed any help.
If this is an intake then these are outakes? right? I had to LOL and agree.
My wife called the exhaust manifolds.............. out takes.
Common sense.

 

[khryslerkid]

Tell her i said they're outputs...

 

[Richard Cranium]

I often tell Sumbit to open up her inputs and put out.

 

[Officer Higgins]

Elementary my dear Watson

 

[mtbase]

I often tell Sumbit to open up her inputs and put out.

I wouldn't even get close to my wife's "inputs" if I told her that! I'v endured some droughts before for less

 

[rumblefish360]

I wouldn't even get close to my wife's "inputs" if I told her that! I'v endured some droughts before for less

LOL! Wording, timing, sense of humor are everything! Alcohol can help....

I’ve come through the front door to;

“Hey honey! How was your day?”

And my reply was:

“Get up, assume the position and prepare for an invasion!”

And all was goooooooooooood!

 

[mtbase]

LOL! Wording, timing, sense of humor are everything! Alcohol can help....

I’ve come through the front door to;

“Hey honey! How was your day?”

And my reply was:

“Get up, assume the position and prepare for an invasion!”

And all was goooooooooooood!

Soo, is your wife busy tonight??
I'm thinking that maybe she could give my wife a blood transfusion

 

[Officer Higgins]

How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat?

 

[chtampa]

How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat?

All the brothers in the neighborhood start hitting on her.

 

[rumblefish360]

Soo, is your wife busy tonight??
I'm thinking that maybe she could give my wife a blood transfusion

Well, she is a nurse....

 

[Officer Higgins]

You can tell your girlfriend getting fat... When she can fit in your wife's clothes. Never met a woman yet who thought that joke was funny... But guys sure like it.

 

[Officer Higgins]

How can you tell when your woman's getting close to orgasm???? Who gives a ****...lol