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Have you seen some of the newly remodeled McDonalds in your travels? Apparently, they spent trillions trying to crack the Millennial code and it looks like they got it pretty close.
Millennial workers and customers hate face-to-face interaction.
Step 1, reduce human interaction:
An order of chicken nuggets, fries, drink, and two cheeseburgers will get you an FDA warning telling you that you're exceeding your 2000 calorie daily recommendation. Good thing they're watching out for your health! They really should install a floor scale which would only present a customer with a fruit cup and salad if you're over a specified weight.
Step 2, make the environment as comforting to Millennial's as possible, reduce/eliminate windows, install barriers between booths, remove trash cans (the employees bus the tables, which resembles parents cleaning up after them I guess), and play a constant stream of trash pop. Ronald McDonald or the Hamburgler are nowhere to be found. They resemble scary and racist icons that have no place in today's Millennial world.
And for my in-depth analysis:
I'm hoping for this soon, I just want my extra big-*** fries already:
Have you seen some of the newly remodeled McDonalds in your travels? Apparently, they spent trillions trying to crack the Millennial code and it looks like they got it pretty close.
Millennial workers and customers hate face-to-face interaction.
Step 1, reduce human interaction:
An order of chicken nuggets, fries, drink, and two cheeseburgers will get you an FDA warning telling you that you're exceeding your 2000 calorie daily recommendation. Good thing they're watching out for your health! They really should install a floor scale which would only present a customer with a fruit cup and salad if you're over a specified weight.
Step 2, make the environment as comforting to Millennial's as possible, reduce/eliminate windows, install barriers between booths, remove trash cans (the employees bus the tables, which resembles parents cleaning up after them I guess), and play a constant stream of trash pop. Ronald McDonald or the Hamburgler are nowhere to be found. They resemble scary and racist icons that have no place in today's Millennial world.
And for my in-depth analysis:
I'm hoping for this soon, I just want my extra big-*** fries already: