Name two things that don't go together

[Photon440]

Cilantro and food.

 

[kiwigtx]

Fresh orange juice and milk......just before a marathon.

 

[Kern Dog]

Cilantro and food.

?????

 

[kiwigtx]

Cilantro and food.

Coriander? That's personal taste.

 

[beanhead]

Coy and Vance.

 

[Sam69sat]

Ipecac & apple pie. We had a bully in jr. high that would take my classmate's lunch from him all the time. He got tired of it and injected some ipecac in the pie one day. Sure enough, the bully took his lunch again and asked "what's for lunch today?". My classmate said "ipecac apple pie". The bully asked "What is that, like dutch apple or something?". Haha.. that was some funny ****! The only bad part is we didn't get to see him blow chunks because he took the lunch and left to his house.

 

[kiwigtx]

Chocolate and Prawns.

 

[GetX'd]

Dennis H and a haircut.… Lol
@Dennis H

 

[kiwigtx]

Dennis H and a haircut.… Lol
@Dennis H

Careful now....

 

[dadsbee]

Superbirds and 7UP machines...

 

[GetX'd]

Careful now....

Hey according to your avatar you could use a bit of a whole body trim yourself… LOL

OK I know when I’m on thin ice…

 

[kiwigtx]

Old people and I-phones (apparently)

 

[RemCharger]

Old people and I-phones (apparently)

How about good advice sprinkled heavily with red X's ?

 

[Photon440]

Superbirds and 7UP machines...

I thought that the problem was that they DID go together.

 

[toolmanmike]

How about good advice sprinkled heavily with red X's ?

 

[Cranky]

I thought that the problem was that they DID go together.

My gut laugh for the day!!!

 

[Cranky]

Me and my X!!!

 

[Cranky]

Ipecac & apple pie. We had a bully in jr. high that would take my classmate's lunch from him all the time. He got tired of it and injected some ipecac in the pie one day. Sure enough, the bully took his lunch again and asked "what's for lunch today?". My classmate said "ipecac apple pie". The bully asked "What is that, like dutch apple or something?". Haha.. that was some funny ****! The only bad part is we didn't get to see him blow chunks because he took the lunch and left to his house.

Had a similar problem at work....used to mark my lunch 'poison ??' and that pretty much stopped it but a woman out there put in a triple dose of Ex-lax and left that 'lunch' in the fridge for a couple of days. Thought we were going to have to take the guy that got it to the hospital.

 

[kiwigtx]

Square pegs and round holes.

 

[mmissile]