Paging Mike Hunt....

[ODZKing]

The phone call Ralphie made on the Sopranos. It was on again just the other night.
"This is Mike Hunt from the Beaver Falls Police Dept."

I had a neighbor across the street whos name FOR REAL is Richard Lis. Poor bastard!

 

[gdrill]

What about calling the bar and asking for Al Kaholic?

I knew a guy once named Les Dick. Can you imagine in school, last name first? MEAN parents.

 

[eldubb440]

Dick Hertz

 

[Budnicks]

Prank caller asks, Do you have Prince William in a can ?? store answers, "yes we do", caller responds, "then you better let him out"...LOL..., it's about as old as the Mike Hunt joke... use to use them all, many many moons ago...

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Seymour Butts

 

[Tempest 455]

Few of these guys are AWOL:

Howie Feltersnatch
Ben Dover
Pat McGroin
Phil McKrevice
Dick Nibler
Harry Balzac
Buster Hymen

 

[Duda]

A buddy of mine is head over the fleet department at a Dodge store and one day I called and his secretary answered and I got her to page a Mike Hunt for me and she did. My bud said the whole dealership was rolling lol
And if you don't get it, just say it a few times.....if you still don't get it, I'm sorry

What about!

Walter Melon

tom Matonic

Here ugo

I use to know a 100 of them.

 

[Cranky]

Funny ones and many I've never heard. How bout the last name Assman. It's in the phone book. Co worker last name is Balaker and yes, we called him Ball licker.

 

[MarPar]

Hey Cranky, see if she'll call out Sharon Peters...

 

[khryslerkid]

That's some funny stuff!

Hey I think there's a guy on here named Richard Cranium! Get it! Lol

 

[themechanic]

I heard they were playing, "Under the Bleachers", by Seymore Hiney.

 

[ZR9B]

I heard they were playing, "Under the Bleachers", by Seymore Hiney.

I thought it was ...rusty bed springs...by I.P. Nightly

 

[monaco66coupe]

Hate to say it, an Air Force friend in Afghanistan has his email relating to that.

 

[HT413]

In high school I knew a girl named Meredith Dick. Then she married into the Pullen family. True story...

 

[TekHousE]

I went to school with a Wayne Bowes. I asked him one day, 'seriously. Wayne Bowes?'

He did not get it. LOL

 

[66Satellite_in_NC]

Found "Fanny Painter" in the VA telephone book once, we would call her and ask how much would she charge for just 1 cheek.