Pop Quiz, Hotshot!

[moparedtn]

If something is screwed, it must be wrong.

Can't argue with that logic.

In this particular case, there's a bunch of ways to get the wiring screwed or wrong - at least 64 combined orders, I'd imagine - but that wasn't the half of it.
It's because not only did I screw it up and do it wrong, but because I did it PERFECTLY wrong - in the exact opposite order it should have been - and took great care in doing so, so that it would look really nice in all of its' wrongness.

 

[moparedtn]

LOL, or the day I went mopar electronic ignition & said this is easy. Until I keep hearing this weird noise after starting and figure out I’m feeding 12v back to starter relay & keeping starter drive engaged! Yeah, we’re all d—-a—- once in awhile.

Oh damn, that right there is funny, don't care who ya are.

 

[WP29440SE]

You know those POS Hedmans came with the car over 7 years ago and haven't changed color one damn bit since?
I keep waiting for them to rust or get thin or something but they refuse.
I think it's because they know how much I HATE them.

what's funny is I have those same hedman headers on my 440 for the last 5 years and they are still actually black from when I painted them with high temp satin black BBQ grill paint !! lmao
they've had oil, trans fluid and coolant spilled on them and they still look decent hahaha

 

[moparedtn]

what's funny is I have those same hedman headers on my 440 for the last 5 years and they are still actually black from when I painted them with high temp satin black BBQ grill paint !! lmao
they've had oil, trans fluid and coolant spilled on them and they still look decent hahaha

Once I took a 10 pound sledge to 'em, they started fitting better.
Spark plug access sucks and they'll rattle against all sorts of steering and suspension parts if you don't get them juuuust right.
I'm looking forward to the day I can tell my wife they're rusted through and I MUST replace them, sorry.

 

[khryslerkid]

I reckon if one doesn't have a good sense of humor about our own screw ups - one will certainly be thrust upon us with age.
In younger years, I'd have probably cussed some, maybe even tossed a tool across the garage or some such if the mood hit just right.
Now I honestly get tickled, especially when I took great care to PERFECTLY screw it up so well.

Yes, I've done that too, do a real nice job, just to have screwed up. One thing though, I'll only do it once!

My older brother had a terrible temper. When he screwed up, he would go into a frenzy! I remember him trying to change a set of plugs in his '66 Mustang. I walked up right when his wrench slipped, he busted a knuckle, took a hammer out of his tool box and beat that poor car's front fender beyond recognition! I never wanted to be like that and learned to control myself. Wow!