QUOTES

[GetX'd]

"I know words, I have the best words..."

Donald Trump.

Please - doesn't he have the best everything? And I'm a republican.

 

[kiwigtx]

"I am not a crook"
Richard Nixon

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
Bill Clinton

"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan

 

[Darthomas]

"Woman is like a tractor, sometimes a fresh coat of paint makes all the difference in the world."
-Stan Johnson

 

[Darthomas]

"You can lead a horse to water,
but a pencil must be lead ."
-Stan Laurel

 

[Bladecutter]

"My lot in life is to attempt to make silk purses out of Sows ears"

 

[Darthomas]

"I wanna your butts outta here, High gear, too!"
-Lester Lawson

 

[Darthomas]

..SEE your butts...etc

 

[Bladecutter]

"You can leave Your hat on"

 

[Bladecutter]

A Friend's shop slogan....
"You bend em, We mend em"
....but...insurance bs mandates......
"You break em, We fake em"

 

[Mr Gorsky]

"If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Donald Trump.

 

[Cordobaleather]

Work smarter not harder! I don't know the original source, but my father loved to tell me this

 

[Darius]

"Yeah, well, like...that's just your opinion Man" The Dude!

 

[Bladecutter]

"Some People want to write love songs, some people want to write about partying, drinking & fighting, some people want to write poetic, some people want to write about revolution....me, i just want to write & play stuff that Scares the **** outta People!" the doode in Road Racers

 

[Bladecutter]

"What knockers!!!!" Gene Wilder to Terri Garr in Young Frankenstein

i dig Terri Garr.....Al Mundi's shadow(It Takes a Thief)

 

[super-bee_ski]

Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain):
1. Quitting tobacco is easy! I've done it thousands of times....
2. Buy land! Because they just aren't making anymore of it.

Yogi Berra:
1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
2. It ain't over till it's over
3. It's like déjà vu all over again.
4. You can observe a lot by just watching.
5. No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
6. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
7. The future ain't what it used to be.
8. It gets late early out there.

 

[hammond472]

"Don't lift unless you smell **** or hear glass break." Sean Bellemeur

 

[super-bee_ski]

"Yeah, well, like...that's just your opinion Man" The Dude!

COOL!

"Shut the F _ CK up Donny"

 

[MarPar]

 

[Hemi 354]

Never wait for a woman or a street car---there will be another one along in 15 minutes, (My Dad)

 

[Budnicks]

"Fill your library, before you fill your garage"