Ricer Laugh For The Day!

[Bruzilla]

I was driving my Police Interceptor to work today, and I see this ricer mobile come racing up in the left lane. Then he sees my car, hits the brakes, and falls in behind me. He finally passed me when I was exiting off I-295, and I saw what his tag was...

That just cracked me up. I'm just hoping I come across this idiot once my Road Runner is done. I'll show him why HNT N V8S in a ricermobile isn't a good idea.

 

[Durandal25]

...go get'em sir. I smoked a punk like this the other day in my stock 383 Bee.....

 

[paladin06]

Roflmao...

 

[satman72]

That one looks like it might be legit. It doesn't have all the crap like a typical ricer.

 

[Cranky]

I just see wheels/tires and......a fart can. Other than that, it actually looks fairly respectable.

 

[Jonnyuma]

Of the ricer-class, the Nissan 240s are the only ones I would consider owning: not ugly, rwd, kinda like a real car. The Tokyo Drift crowd has gotten ahold of most of em, it seems, and totally ruined them. That white one is uncommonly subdued. A lot of these guys get thier motors pushing 300-400 HP and then figure they'll go HNT N V8S...damn shame when the rest of the car falls apart behind that monster 1.8L.

 

[satman72]

That's why I'm thinking that there might be something good under the hood.

Most of the ricers I see around here usually have the body kits, graphics stupidly low profile tires etc. Typical all show no go.

This guy has kept it clean. He/she just might be able to back up what he/she claims with the licence plate.

 

[Bruzilla]

If he's like the rest of the ricers around here, his power comes from a bottle of nitrous in the trunk, which is why those guys are always headed home early. Once they make their three or four runs on the gas, they are done. That's assuming of course that they blow the engine up first, which I've seen a lot of these jagoffs do.

 

[Moparsmitty]

A friend that I used to work with has a white WSP surplus Crown Vic that he says he drives pretty much for entertainment purposes. It's fun to get ahead of a semi on the freeway and have these idiots blow by and then slam on the brakes when they spot the Vic.

 

[Jonnyuma]

My 75 Coronet was a former cop car. What was funny is how people would change the way they were driving when I would come up behind them...the funny part being that the car was 15 yrs old already and obviously decommissioned. I guess old habits die hard and seeing that grille in the rearview just made people slow down.

 

[Photon440]

Did you have a chance to see the size of the front-mount aftercooler? A lot of these cars run 350-475 hp. and let their light weight do the rest.