Adam Nathan
Well-Known Member
Teacher asks the kids in class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Billy says, "I wanna be a billionaire, have a beautiful bitch on my arm, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, a 200 ft yacht, an infinite visa card and I wanna screw her 3 times a day..."
The teacher, in shock, ignores the boy and turns to little Nancy and asks, " What about you dear?"
"I wanna be Billy's bitch!"
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I went for a job interview today. The employer said - what's your biggest fault?
I said - probably my honesty.
He said - well, i wouldn't really say that was a fault
I said - I couldn't give a **** what you think you asshole.
Englishman walks into a bar and asks if they wanna hear an Irish joke? Bloke next to him (built like a brick **** house), taps him on the shoulder and says "Before you say anything, I'm Irish, the Landlord, who's served time for murder is Irish, the bloke at the end of the bar is a bare knuckle boxing champ for the Irish travellers and the doorman is ex IRA. So do you really want to tell an Irish Joke in here? The bloke replies "NO! not if I have to explain it four times".
Billy says, "I wanna be a billionaire, have a beautiful bitch on my arm, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, a 200 ft yacht, an infinite visa card and I wanna screw her 3 times a day..."
The teacher, in shock, ignores the boy and turns to little Nancy and asks, " What about you dear?"
"I wanna be Billy's bitch!"
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I went for a job interview today. The employer said - what's your biggest fault?
I said - probably my honesty.
He said - well, i wouldn't really say that was a fault
I said - I couldn't give a **** what you think you asshole.
Englishman walks into a bar and asks if they wanna hear an Irish joke? Bloke next to him (built like a brick **** house), taps him on the shoulder and says "Before you say anything, I'm Irish, the Landlord, who's served time for murder is Irish, the bloke at the end of the bar is a bare knuckle boxing champ for the Irish travellers and the doorman is ex IRA. So do you really want to tell an Irish Joke in here? The bloke replies "NO! not if I have to explain it four times".
