So I'm bringing my elderly mother a cake....

[SteveSS]

I bought here a fancy cake because she likes sweets. She's 94 and barely weighs 100 pounds. It's beautiful, like a giant strawberry shortcake but full sized like a normal cake. Gooey strawberries on top of whipped cream on top of a cake. She's in the garage as I'm walking in with it and the cake shifts inside its container. It slides out, does a perfect 1/2 flip and lands with a plop face down! Right in front of her. I had to use a flat blade shovel and a bunch of paper towels but there's going to be a nice bright red stain on the garage floor for quite a while. It was so ridiculous it made me laugh.

 

[SteveSS]

It reminded me of a Harland Williams story of how he bought an old car. It didn't have air bags so he taped a jelly donut to his steering wheel. He said a car rear-ended him and he smashed into the steering wheel. When he got out the other driver thought he had killed him.