Somebody talk me out of this - railcar speeder/motorcars!

[chargervert]

Switch man sleepin, train hundred and two is on the wrong track and headed for you! Drivin that train,high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your speed, trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know that notion just crossed my mind!

 

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What happens if you break down miles and miles away from civilization out in the wilderness?

Colonize! Or a GMRS radio.

 

[chargervert]

Trouble ahead,oh lady in red,take my advice you'd be better off dead,come round the bend,you know it's the end,the fire man screams,and the engine just gleams!