Donny
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Back in Augsburg Germany in 1994, I was on my ZX-11, went on post, MPs were running radar, and I was like 10 over the speedlimit, he turned on his blues on his VW van and pursued me, I pretended to not hear him, and just kept on my way, I heard him all too well, I looked in the mirror, it was this dude I sort of knew, he had a grin from ear to ear, then, I said **** this, I twisted my right wrist, slipped between a few cars, and out the front gate I went, no way was he keeping up with me, he actually chased me for a bit too, I went by 2 Polizei in Mercedes' stopped on the side of the road, they didn't give one **** I was being chased by the MPs, if they rendered chase, I would have stopped -- you don't mess with Polizei! Well, Mr. MP gave up only a short time later, but, I knew a short cut home, so, I took it. It's a walking trail down a river in Augsburg, so, here I go Mr. Italian Job as I ride down the steps on a ZX-11, taking the short way to my house! Made it to the house, put the bike in the storage shed; yanked the plate off, put the cover over it, get in the house I calm down and think WTF was I doing? It sure was fun! About 45 mins later, the same MP comes to my door with my supervisor, they bang on it, I ignore them thinking all I have to do is account for my missing work for a few hours this morning. I take the plate and open up the VCR and put it inside as a safe hiding place.
When they leave, I get out to my car, drive innocuously to my work at Gablingen Kaserne, but, along the way, the same MP was looking for my car, he had another MP in another vehicle looking for me too; like I was a ******* fugitive or something -- when all I did was evade a ticket! Well, they yanked me out of my Dodge Daytona Shelby, I was like WTF are you guys doing, they say "You know what we're doing", so, I shut up, say nothing, they ask me at the station where I was etc., I say nothing because I don't need to. My 1SG comes and signs for me, out we go, he asks me what's going on, I tell him I just went for it. He laughed and said you're likely to see the BN CDR over this one! Sure enough, I was called into the carpet, standing on front of this commander a few days later, they had a mass of information, including my supervisor Sharon Posing who got into my shed and made a statement that my engine was warm -- so I must have been using my bike. The only way she got into the shed was I had a worm upstairs for a neighbor was was CID and a rat fink mole bastard who was all too eager to assist in investigating, as he too has a key to the shed. So, there I am, standing there as this Commander is reading me a narrative that is all wrong, pieced together facts that were all skewered from their interpretations as I never told the details to anyone.
Well, something clicked in me, I said **** it again, and laughed as I am there facing this noodnick Battalion Commander; Rick Halbleib, he was incredulous like why am I laughing at these "serious charges", I said b/c you all have it all wrong. I then told them the play by play detailing how and why I did what I did, the why part was sort of shallow -- had no real reason other than 130 hp between my legs and I wanted to test my skills at your MPs security on post -- and that while I was tying up your MPs chasing me, there were Iraqi immigrants taking pictures of the south gate -- which was not seen or apprehended b/c you were chasing me!
I 'admitted' my 'crime' and was punished for 30 days extra duty; raking leaves which I felt was too harsh and got a FG Art 15 which also was silly. My 1SG thought so too, and he was responsible for 'filing' this Art 15 with the Army, which he sent to the shredder! His name is Mike Neises, I sure would like to 'Thank' him for taking care of me! Where Halbleib, Posing, and that worm CID scum are now, I have no idea, nor do I really care! When I look back on it now, and think what would have been different, I would have stopped immediately for the MPs, and taken my aggression out on my dirt bike, which I do from time to time all the while improving my riding skill sets so if I need to really evade something more important I can do so even today on my ZX-14!
When they leave, I get out to my car, drive innocuously to my work at Gablingen Kaserne, but, along the way, the same MP was looking for my car, he had another MP in another vehicle looking for me too; like I was a ******* fugitive or something -- when all I did was evade a ticket! Well, they yanked me out of my Dodge Daytona Shelby, I was like WTF are you guys doing, they say "You know what we're doing", so, I shut up, say nothing, they ask me at the station where I was etc., I say nothing because I don't need to. My 1SG comes and signs for me, out we go, he asks me what's going on, I tell him I just went for it. He laughed and said you're likely to see the BN CDR over this one! Sure enough, I was called into the carpet, standing on front of this commander a few days later, they had a mass of information, including my supervisor Sharon Posing who got into my shed and made a statement that my engine was warm -- so I must have been using my bike. The only way she got into the shed was I had a worm upstairs for a neighbor was was CID and a rat fink mole bastard who was all too eager to assist in investigating, as he too has a key to the shed. So, there I am, standing there as this Commander is reading me a narrative that is all wrong, pieced together facts that were all skewered from their interpretations as I never told the details to anyone.
Well, something clicked in me, I said **** it again, and laughed as I am there facing this noodnick Battalion Commander; Rick Halbleib, he was incredulous like why am I laughing at these "serious charges", I said b/c you all have it all wrong. I then told them the play by play detailing how and why I did what I did, the why part was sort of shallow -- had no real reason other than 130 hp between my legs and I wanted to test my skills at your MPs security on post -- and that while I was tying up your MPs chasing me, there were Iraqi immigrants taking pictures of the south gate -- which was not seen or apprehended b/c you were chasing me!
I 'admitted' my 'crime' and was punished for 30 days extra duty; raking leaves which I felt was too harsh and got a FG Art 15 which also was silly. My 1SG thought so too, and he was responsible for 'filing' this Art 15 with the Army, which he sent to the shredder! His name is Mike Neises, I sure would like to 'Thank' him for taking care of me! Where Halbleib, Posing, and that worm CID scum are now, I have no idea, nor do I really care! When I look back on it now, and think what would have been different, I would have stopped immediately for the MPs, and taken my aggression out on my dirt bike, which I do from time to time all the while improving my riding skill sets so if I need to really evade something more important I can do so even today on my ZX-14!