Or in my case, reading glasses at my electronics station (2 different strengths + magnifying glasses), laptop in the kitchen, by the bed, in the bathroom, in the vehicle...
Made me spit out my coffee, damn it!
A guy tried suing a lady for that. A lady had a business selling farts in a jar, one man got one, and was mad because he didn’t think there was really a fart there. She refused to refund him, and he took her to court. I believe the judge just laughed and threw the case out.