Tom Brady Sure Glad He Gave Up Family For This

[Mopar Hunter]

 

[Gus chiggins]

Jan 18, 2023

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TAMPA BAY, FL — In a moving press conference following a crushing loss to the Dallas Cowboys, quarterback Tom Brady said how thankful he was to have given up life with a supermodel wife and three beautiful children to lose in the first round of playoffs.

"Yeah, I may have lost my family and ruined my kids' lives, but I gained the ability to throw a leather ball at people and watch them catch it for another half of a season," said Brady. "I'm good at doing that ball-throwing thing. It makes me feel good. So fun. But now it looks like that's all over, so yeah, I dunno. I guess it was worth it. Yay!"

Sources close to the 5-time Superbowl MVP say Brady thoroughly enjoyed tacking a lackluster partial season onto the end of his epic career in exchange for his wife and kids. "Seriously — he's so, so, good at throwing that ball at people. Have you seen him?" said Buccaneers coach Todd Bowles. "When he throws it, people can catch it because his passes land in such close proximity to the people who want to catch them that they catch them with high regularity. It's amazing!"
"You simply can't put a price on something like that."

Sources further reported that Brady is hoping to give up his final chance to reunite with his wife and save his family in exchange for not making the playoffs next year.

Well we do not know the intimate details of Tom's relationship to his wife. He loved doing what he does. How do we know that his wife wasn't a nightmare to live with. I like these clowns who say : she's so hot I would do anything, right, and you would get no respect, and get treated like ****. I cannot fathom how some men worship at the alter of the "V". How many guys would put up with their wive's if they said get rid of your car(s), or I'll divorce you? I don't care if you are a devoted father, sometimes your own kids will stab you in the back. Too me sometimes family is overrated. I believe in compromise, but not the my way, or the highway mindset.

 

[Gus chiggins]

He already has a replacement model.
People like TB live in a different reality.
He can eat a bag of ducks for encouraging people to get scammed with the FTX thing, but beyond that I don't care what he does or thinks, and neither should anyone else.

People cannot blame some celebrity over a bad investment idea. I would think people would be smart enough to do research than think hey this guy knows what he's talking about, and open up their checkbook. Sheesh

 

[Gus chiggins]

There is also the FTX ponzi scheme he endorsed and asked others to invest in hanging over his head. I would think using his Fame and name to draw in his fans that lost it all would hurt his brand.

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That's their fault for not doing their due dilligence. I would not invest in something without vetting it thoroughly first, and then get advice with a reputable financial advisor. People do dumb stuff, and say it's not my fault.

 

[Cranky]

Judging by the sentence structure....he seems to be sarcastically speaking? Oh well. I quit watching foot ball when Bum Phillips got fired.

 

[Gus chiggins]

Judging by the sentence structure....he seems to be sarcastically speaking? Oh well. I quit watching foot ball when Bum Phillips got fired.

Houston Oilers, they should give that name to the Texans. No matter the nfl blows. Hockey has gotten a little softer, but i still suffer with the Chicago Blackhawks. Bum was a good coach. Remember Jerry Glanville of the Falcons? NFL, not for long.

 

[YY1]

Breaking news-

Aaron Rogers signs with NYJ.

 

[Gus chiggins]

Breaking news-

Aaron Rogers signs with NYJ.

He might as well sign with the Winnipeg Jets.

 

[YY1]

Hold on...Winnipeg is actually still in contention...

 

[Gus chiggins]

Hold on...Winnipeg is actually still in contention...

True but, Morrisey is out, and Shiefle got dinged last night against Vegas. One more thought : Vassi of the Lightning has given seventeen goals in three games, you can't blame it all on defense

 

[YY1]

True but, Morrisey is out, and Shiefle got dinged last night against Vegas. One more thought : Vassi of the Lightning has given seventeen goals in three games, you can't blame it all on defense

Yeah. Not too happy about that.

 

[JR_Charger]

Well we do not know the intimate details of Tom's relationship to his wife. He loved doing what he does. How do we know that his wife wasn't a nightmare to live with. I like these clowns who say : she's so hot I would do anything, right, and you would get no respect, and get treated like ****. I cannot fathom how some men worship at the alter of the "V". How many guys would put up with their wive's if they said get rid of your car(s), or I'll divorce you? I don't care if you are a devoted father, sometimes your own kids will stab you in the back. Too me sometimes family is overrated. I believe in compromise, but not the my way, or the highway mindset.

I have sympathy for the older guys who got married under a different legal system and a different set of social norms, but - any man under 60 ought to understand we're not playing by the same rules anymore, and he's about as likely to have a happy marriage that lasts until death as he is to get hit in the head by an asteroid thrown by Mickey Mouse. Unfortunately there's no good solution to this problem if you want your bloodline and country to continue.

 

[Gus chiggins]

I have sympathy for the older guys who got married under a different legal system and a different set of social norms, but - any man under 60 ought to understand we're not playing by the same rules anymore, and he's about as likely to have a happy marriage that lasts until death as he is to get hit in the head by an asteroid thrown by Mickey Mouse. Unfortunately there's no good solution to this problem if you want your bloodline and country to continue.

Sometimes a woman sees a walking, talking bank account/ retirement system.

 

[ksurfer2]

Yeah. Not too happy about that.

Don't count out the lightning just yet. There is a lot of firepower on that team.

 

[Gus chiggins]

Don't count out the lightning just yet. There is a lot of firepower on that team.

There is, but Vassi has to tighten up a bit. You can't keep blowing 4-1 leads. Seventeen goals in three games. Defense is not always to blame. Panthers are done.

 

[ksurfer2]

Sometimes a woman sees a walking, talking bank account/ retirement system.

True, but although Gisele's net worth ($400M) is less than Tom ($512), she certainly didn't marry for his $$$

 

[Gus chiggins]

True, but although Gisele's net worth ($400M) is less than Tom ($512), she certainly didn't marry for his $$$

I'm not talking about TB, just mortals who are doomed to roaming the earth.

 

[ksurfer2]

I'm not talking about TB, just mortals who are doomed to roaming the earth.

My wife makes a bit more than I do, when finally wises up and leaves my ***, I am taking her to the cleaners!!!!

 

[JR_Charger]

Sometimes a woman sees a walking, talking bank account/ retirement system.

I respect people who will be honest about it, and I can understand that it takes money to raise a family; and give the kids the best possible future. The problem is when a guy does that (see Hoovie's Garage) and a few years later he gets kicked out of his house, may have partial custody of his kids (or only when the ex feels like it); and realistically ends up losing 2/3's of his wealth (or even ends up homeless).

I'll pull Hoovie as an example if it turns out he was the one cheating, but I think everyone who saw his wife (except the ones who knocked her for being asian) could tell she was too hot for him.