We All Need A Laugh And Look On The Bright Side

[cr8crshr]

* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
* Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
* Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
* Home-schooling is going well. 2 students were suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
* I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
* So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
* (My favorite) My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
* I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to ‘’Puerto Backyarda’’. I'm getting tired of ‘’Los Livingroom’’.
* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under….
* REMEMBER, NO STORM LASTs FOREVER. HOLD ON, BE BRAVE, HAVE FAITH. Every storm is temporary and we never face the storm alone. God is with us. Always....... and, We Have Each Other.

cr8crshr/Bill

 

[hanks73340]

Well said!

 

[Aarons Air]

https://www.forbbodiesonly.com/moparforum/threads/quaranteen-humour.190783/#post-911527478
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[kiwigtx]

Thanks Tuck....excellent...my wife will enjoy that also.

 

[kiwigtx]

https://www.forbbodiesonly.com/moparforum/threads/quaranteen-humour.190783/#post-911527478
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maybe you could spend time doing that in the Random Picture & Meme threads.....I see more than 'double-ups' ...and by the same person mostly.

 

[69a100]

maybe you could spend time doing that in the Random Picture & Meme threads.....I see more than 'double-ups' ...and by the same person mostly.

I know your not talkin about me!

 

[slepr1]

deja vu

 

[Aarons Air]

maybe you could spend time doing that in the Random Picture & Meme threads.....I see more than 'double-ups' ...and by the same person mostly.

Seems things often get posted more than once, like burn out vids.

 

[Ron H]

Kinda catchy with the stay 6 feet apart to avoid going 6 feet under...

 

[kiwigtx]

Seems things often get posted more than once, like burn out vids.

 

[kiwigtx]

Seems things often get posted more than once, like burn out vids.

Do you really want to know how many times I have seen an older member here post the same pictures of his race car back in the day?
Each time as if it's the first time being made public here.

 

[Aarons Air]

Do you really want to know how many times I have seen an older member here post the same pictures of his race car back in the day?
Each time as if it's the first time being made public here.

I believe it ! We all like to relive & share our glory days ! For some, memories are all thats left.

 

[Skytrooper]

Funny stuff ! Thanks for sharing !

 

[chargervert]

My wife has been sleeping on the couch with the cat for 5 years,she was way ahead of the curve with the social distancing thing,I was the test subject to see if she could do it!

 

[CudaChick1968]

Thanks Crash! That was awesome.