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What do you want to see in a movie?

Drive Angry was a pretty good, low-brow car flick

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You do know that nobody cares about our cars anymore, right? Teenagers these days don't even want to get their driver's licence, they want their own iphone by age 16 instead.
 
Two lane blacktop certainly wasn't the best movie as far as movies go, but I do appreciate the very realistic scenes. Real engines running. Guy tuning the carbs where you can see everything. Getting gas. Changing tires. Commentary about other cars that is real. Drag strip scenes. In other words, no stupid special effects. Keep it real. I also realize a movie like that won't sell because people now a days need to have spectacular explosions and stunts for something as simple as driving down the road. I pretty much stopped watching TV three years ago and don't go to movies so probably not the best person to ask! lol
 
Not all popular movies have to have big bangs, big budgets and CGI. Look at Gran Torino, No Country For Old Men, and a bit older, Pulp Fiction and Fargo.

It simply has to be a storyline that grabs people, and old cars can certainly be part of that. Sure, if you plan on making a car chase movie or remake of one of Vin Diesel's mindless movies, you will need modern cars, but please don't.
 
How about a continuation of one of the older films. Two lane blacktop just kind of left you hanging. What if the mechanic got the girl pregnant and her son grew up and he with a buddy are on the road.
Or how about focusing on the show car end of the hobby. A murder mystery revolving around the competitive high dollar world of concourse show cars.
 
I agree that Two Lane was fantastic to watch- you felt like you were riding along with these people. The silence in the car, the engine, the road noise.
I have absolutely thought of this as a modern western, with the cars as horses- however I feel the car can be even more central- it's an actual location. You can sleep in it, eat in it, it protects you from the rain, the cold. You can take it to someplace quiet with a girl. At a point in the movie the car really does become the main character's shelter.

What's funny is I've always dreamt of having James Taylor play the main character's father in the movie. There's a garage behind their house, and just for fun I wrote that there's a flip-nose '55 Chevy in there. I'd never explicitly say he's the Driver from Two Lane, but if audiences got the reference I figure they'd dig it. I thought it'd be kinda funny if the Dad is upset at the main character for bringing a Mopar home instead of a GM. :)
It could also be done with Warren Oates and an orange Goat, but sadly he's passed.

I'll definitely check out "Highwaymen".

Also, regarding nobody cares about our cars anymore, I see both sides. On one level, yes, kids are more concerned with their cell phones. It's sad. But look under the hood of, say, Mom's hand-me-down Accord, and there's nothing there to get their blood boiling. In the 60s, if you got a slant-six Belvedere from Mom and Dad, you know a 383 or bigger will bolt right in. You can't do that now. What are you going to do? Swap out the 2.5 liter four for the "powerful" 3.0 V6? ;)
It's been hard enough just trying to track down parts for the Coronet, with its one-year only quarters and fenders... I can see how people would get frustrated with not being able to personalize their car, fix it up, etc... add to the fact drag strips are closing all over the country, and laws are becoming increasingly severe if you're caught street racing... I can see why kids would rather sit at home on the phone. Why risk getting caught?

On the other hand, the Fast and Furious movies continue to make tons of money. I'm not looking to emulate them at all, but they've moved away from the neon-glow imports (which now look silly) and moved more toward real muscle cars. They're classically good-looking. They looked good new and they look good now. I can't say it's Vin Diesel or the other leads that continue their tremendous box-office... it's the cars.

I dunno. Just my opinion. :)
 
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Tits and chargers and lots of guns and shooting and more tits like the main actress is topless the hole moving shooting guns and driving chargers that's a movie
 
I think it'd be neat to see a period correct movie about real world muscle cars in real world situations along the lines of something like American Graffiti. Maybe something set in the early to mid 70's when the first gas crunch came along and people were practically giving these cars away and buying every Pinto and Vega they could get their hands on.

Teenagers back then had a heyday beatin the snot out of these cheap muscle rides for every horsepower they were worth....and were having the time of their lives doing it!

Excellent post, Rick.
Trying to do a modern day, current time movie with classic cars isn't practical because they are not driven or seen nearly as much as they were 25-30 years ago.

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Well, I know everyone wants the requisite cars, girls and rock and roll, but I urge you to find and watch this movie. So you know what not to do. This was worse than ****. The acting was of equal quality, but nobody was getting laid.
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That movie was okay for being a low budget flick. The ending though! It couldn't have been more gay if two guys were giving each other a sponge bath.
 
I would like to see more Barracudas in movies such as Highwaymen and Phantasm
 
dirty mary crazy larry part 2 the end of part 1 was dummy for the ultimate get away.start the movie showing the dummy charger crashing as the cops roll up and in the distance the real charger watching over and counting their money
 
Car chases, shoot outs, boobs, more car chases and shoot outs, and a cool main character. Think madmax mixed with vanishing point mixed with the punisher
 
Winning combo for a real car enthusiast "dude"

Family friendly, funny at times, good acting {a must} & relatable actually attractive characters, real life situations, with tons of cool rides, centering around the car culture of all types, maybe a little brief nudity & violence {maybe a fist fight, chivalry to save or stand up for the heroine} thrown in to appease the masses, BUT PLEASE no gay **** period, maybe throw in a little drag racing or outlaw street racing scenes, all with real believable stunts & not a-typical CGI BS...

Doesn't even have to be all Mopar's, there's a ton of great cars from many different eras,
just make sure the lead/hero character is in a cool Mopar...

It could even be a rewrite & be animated, tamed down, for a much younger crowd...
Like Cars, $$$$ Billions made & it's still a car flick, get the younger crowd involved,
that's where the real money is IMO...

Think American Graffiti, like More American Graffiti showed what happened to the cast, meets Hollywood Knights what happened to them after Tubby's closed, meets Dirty Harry Crazy Mary if it was all a decoy, they left Sonora & Oakdale area & went down to Mexico, meets Vanishing Point {& sequel} with better actors, more storyline, more cars, more flashbacks etc. & less Mopar's destruction, meets 2 lane Blacktop with an actual plot, much better acting...

That's my great formula...
 
How about this, guy leaves home to new country buys car,meets girl, starts family, has to sell car and watch it leave on trailer, blames wife and reminds her every now and then haha, (you fill in the gaps) busts his *** to get to were he can afford to buy another car after 15 or so years of missory and now has fun fixing it up with his kids and along the way sex drugs and rockn roll, lol
 
Story of your life, John??
 
Phantom440: Very cool interpretation of Vanishing Point!

Perhaps Super Soul was John the Baptist?

But: Back to the Topic!

Thanks RC!

SCARLETT JOHANSEN!!!!!!
 
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