What 'things' chaps your butt!?

[1STMP]

set timing 12 before....... fill the bowls.......give it 3 pumps

if you got spark, it'll start every time.......after spinning the oil pump of course

even the shows with high end shops struggle with this.....and why would they show that type of floundering?...... these guys are supposed to be the best of the best.......

as for Worman's show? it even sucks as background noise

I'm convinced that drama plays a role.
Sponsors gotta keep you on the edge
of your seat and continuing to watch
after the commercial break. (and
without fail at start up time it's always
interrupted by a commercial).
Of all the aired start ups I've seen, on
TV, I've never seen them report a failed
camshaft, no matter how long that
starter is cranked. Where those here
know the risk.
These boys got deep pockets and
will never admit to abusing a cam.
What chaps my *** is there's a whole
lotta inexperienced engine builders
out there that run by example. And
these shows don't have this crowds
interests at heart. It's all bout the
bottom line and viewership.

 

[eldubb440]

then you have the shop that takes on everything, and specializes in nothing, with a revolving door of inexperienced employees.......phantom works........ and EVERYTHING is drama, my God that guy is a cry baby.......he must be making money, God Bless him


see? it feeds on itself..... may *** is raw!

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[eldubb440]

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you know I love you, right?

 

[1STMP]

I do like watching episodes of Roadkill.
Patching something together. We all
started out this way and can relate to
some extent. But even this show has
sponsors.
Another misleading fact is building
the hotrod of your dreams on one of
these shows takes an hour. I've been
working on my latest build for over
25 years and it has yet to see paint
jail.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I do like watching episodes of Roadkill.
Patching something together. We all
started out this way and can relate to
some extent. But even this show has
sponsors.
Another misleading fact is building
the hotrod of your dreams on one of
these shows takes an hour. I've been
working on my latest build for over
25 years and it has yet to see paint
jail.

25 years, must be a union job.

 

[1STMP]

25 years, must be a union job.

Nope....
Worked out of town during most of my
career as a contractor for the DOD.
Most often job locations were hundreds of miles from home base
and the only time I had to work on the
project required a 4 day weekend.
Pay was great, but family time suffered
a bit.
BAE Systems. HIMARS MRAP, FMTV,
armored diplomatic vehicles.
ie....the presidential limo, and the
Chevy Tahoes, Cadillac Escapades.
Secret clearance required.
My home is Roswell, BAE was in
Texas and Ohio.

 

[Mackman]

Here in NY you don't own real estate, you just rent it from the state. If you don't believe that, just try not paying your property tax.

 

[kiwigtx]

Soddering

Carmel

Midevil

 

[Geetex]

Soddering

Carmel

Midevil

 

[eldubb440]

watching full custom; one show that does not annoy me. I like that guy....... anyway, it's hard to take the constant barrage of A) a huge gaggle of fat women dancing around like some Broadway production in a pharmaceutical ad, where a bacterial infection is possible in the skin of the perineum .....

and B) some ugly broad trying to sell me 72 hour total body, femine deodorant. 72 hours? really?...... every friggin commercial break

 

[maxwedgechar]

Citizens Bank Park in Philly needs your ticket on your cell phone. No paper tickets anymore? I go once a year for a Cousins get together. Not only did I need to do battle with an electronic device but it was the same Sunday as that poor guy blew up under I-95 with his gas truck. Then to get to and from the stadium complex I needed to do battle with people with their electronic AND mechanical devices!

Call centers with people that speak English as a second language! While I was trying to get my ticket on my phone I found that my E-Mail ISP wouldn't let me log on because my of my expired expiration date. The person I talked to told me there was no E-Mail like that in their system. AAARRRRGGGGHH! CLICK!

Then wading through all the garbage to download the MLB APP when I found that all I needed to do was go to the Google play APP on the phone. How is anybody supposed to know this!?

They wonder why I want to throw the damned thing into the middle of the street and let a big truck run over it! But I gotta carry it because you never know when something is going to break down and THERE AREN'T ANY PHONE BOOTHS ANYMORE!

 

[cosgig]

Not many people have to deal with this, but here at the CudaCave, it’s a daily struggle. If you know me, you know I have a handicapped daughter who uses a wheelchair. Almost daily, when we’re out and about, the handicap parking situation is a miserable part of her transportation. Handicap spots all full, cars in the van spots, spots too small, people parking in the unloading zebra zone, sometimes right next to our van doors, which are clearly marked with a sign that mentions the lift. We typically have to park about as far away as you can imagine, just to find 2 open spots, one for the van, and one to unload and load her. And of course the impatient MF’ers who can wait until you’re done when we have to back out of a spot because we’ve been blocked in. Yes, she has a powered wheelchair and the distance isn’t usually the problem, it’s the fact that she is about bumper high, and nobody pays attention to the fact that she is even there, so people backing out, driving too fast down the lanes, not watching, just about any and all dangerous situations imaginable.

Here’s what we typically see on a daily basis. Yugo sized car in a van spot, and couldn’t even get it parked enough to not be in the zebra zone. And this from a supposed handicapped person! SMH!

 

[SlingLow]

"my chapped *** may never heal"....... sounds like a country music song

My chapped *** may never heal,
Stupid people, what's the deal?
Tear them down and build them up,
But that first start will f**k them up.

Prime the oil pump you dumb-*** heathen,
Fill the bowls so it starts breathin'.
Check the timing one more time,
12 advanced is right in line.
Give three pumps and crank her up,
Get it right and she'll fire right up..

My chapped *** may never heal,
Stupid people, what's the deal?
Tear them down and build them up,
But that first start will f**k them up.

*Author Unknown

 

[eldubb440]

My chapped *** may never heal,
Stupid people, what's the deal?
Tear them down and build them up,
But that first start will f**k them up.

Prime the oil pump you dumb-*** heathen,
Fill the bowls so it starts breathin'.
Check the timing one more time,
12 advanced is right in line.
Give three pumps and crank her up,
Get it right and she'll fire right up..

My chapped *** may never heal,
Stupid people, what's the deal?
Tear them down and build them up,
But that first start will f**k them up.

*Author Unknown

that's pretty good!

 

[69a100]

Things that chap my butt? Jock itch without a doubt!

 

[Photon440]

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[maxwedgechar]

Max sat for 26 years. Sometimes it was money and time, or money or time. Then in 2017 the planets aligned. Do you think I could find my 24 inch custom made oil pump primer shaft, no?! I went to my friendly neighborhood Dodge dealer and bought 2 Mopar Performance oil pump primer shafts. One for me and one for a friend. Prime the pump, find the timing mark on the alternator spacer, adjust the timing, a couple of cranks, a couple of pumps and HE WAS ALIVE!

 

[Cojohnso1]

I'm getting these stupid feeds that say. "Once you see it. You can't unsee." For God's sake. Just tell me. Not everything needs to be a "Find Waldo!"

 

[Kern Dog]

watching full custom; one show that does not annoy me. I like that guy....... anyway, it's hard to take the constant barrage of A) a huge gaggle of fat women dancing around like some Broadway production in a pharmaceutical ad, where a bacterial infection is possible in the skin of the perineum .....

and B) some ugly broad trying to sell me 72 hour total body, femine deodorant. 72 hours? really?...... every friggin commercial break

I have seen exercise equipment ads with fat people using the stuff. Oddly, it is prefect marketing,
I HATE the swell of popularity of heavily tattooed women and weak looking soy boys. I'm stuck in the past on this issue...full arm sleeve Ink is for outlaws and skanks, not respectable women. Skinny weak men do not look tougher just because they spent $3000 on tattoos.
I know that my opinions on that are not popular but it is how I feel.
I'm sick of commercial classic radio playing from the same 32 songs every day. I've heard enough Boston to last me a lifetime. There are bands that they do play but the stations ignore 99% of their songs aside from the known hits.
ENOUGH of the pharma ads on TV. None have ever prompted me to ask my Doctor about any of their snake oil pills.