This was an entertaining read. '70 Charger owner with my own biased opinion...I think a plain-Jane base model 2nd-gen Charger just looks better. Better proportions with the roof more centered, from a profile view, it's a badass western gunslinger's black hat. Maybe for that same reason, I love my '86 Grand National (though that car has zero curves). The 2nd-gens had cool door scallops, hood scallops, that awesome tunneled rear window, great taillights, menacing front grille with pop-up headlights...a plethora of cool design elements even with the base models. My best friend bought a '71 Charger shortly after I bought my '70, it cost him $50 after the seller had to discount him for money he owed to my buddy. I like the '71 Charger more than the latter years. Those cheap plastic protruding sidemarkers are the fugly, and I prefer the rear quarter window line upcurves more on the '71/'72.
My buddy's '71 was a plain vanilla at first but he added the bulge hood, rallye doors and pop-up headlights. With those features added, the early 3rd-gen Chargers look pretty cool. Without the bulge hood, they just look too snouty to me, the front just looks a bit too long, too flat and drawn out compared to the 2nd-gens.
I wasn't expecting the comparisons to Pontiacs, but it's legit.
All that being said, the OP first post comes off as sounding like there's a bit of "little brother" inferiority complex going on. I would be happy with any Charger ending with the Cordoba Chargers. No thanks to that!