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Cats Really Do Want To Kill Us

RR Fan Dan

RR Fan Dan

If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is.
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So I’m cruising around here on FBBO, and I hear my cat playing with a toy, batting it around all over the house (hardwood floors). Well I get up to go in the kitchen and look down to see what she is playing with. SNAKE!!!:eek:. It appears dead so I pick it up and put it on the counter to try and see what kind of snake it is. It’s a baby snake, only about 6 or 7 inches long, and it’s really hard to tell what kind it is because its markings are not developed. This time of year baby copperheads are out and their bite is worse than an adult copperhead because they can’t control the venom. So anyway, I put it in a paper bowl for the wife to look at in the morning, and it suddenly comes back to life and starts moving around and rearing up like it’s gonna strike. I rush to the bathroom and flush the little ******, because unfortunately I don’t keep garden tools in my kitchen to dismember it. On my way back from flushing the snake I see my cat heading back out the kitty window. Probably on her way to go find another snake and drop on my chest while I’m sleeping.
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An old friend of mine lived in a very old farm house on 127 south of jackson, actually had a grave in his basement from the 1800's. well anyway was over there and he said he woke up and went into his kitchen and saw his dog playing with something out of the corner of his eye , didn't pay much attention to it, turned around and he said it was a baby rattle snake, he killed it and threw it outside, I doubted his story he says go out and look out the front door by the porch and sure enough a rattle snake about 14" long, this this was in his house through the old foundation. yikes!
 
Cats!!! As long as they are someone else's, I'm OK with them. I will never have one in my home. That being said, if I had, say, a ranch or farm, then outside Cats to be my Mousers!!! Other than that??? Nope, I dislike them at every turn...cr8crshr/Bill:usflag::usflag::usflag:
 
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We have several feral cats that hunt our fields. Occasionally my wife will put food out for them to encourage them to keep coming around.

Hungry cats = no mouse problem.

Now if they got on my cars, we would have a different relationship.
 
I just dug out about $300 worth of plants last weekend that have only been in the ground less than three years - all dead because of the neighbours' cats pissing on them. I have them on camera doing it.
 
kiwigtx said:
I just dug out about $300 worth of plants last weekend that have only been in the round less than three years - all dead because of the neighbours' cats pissing on them. I have them on camera doing it.
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Time to start plinking, maybe Kiwi??? Or then again maybe not as the neighbors most likely worldn't take to it very kindly...cr8crshr/Bill :usflag: :usflag: :usflag:
 
cr8crshr said:
Time to start plinking, maybe Kiwi??? Or then again maybe not as the neighbors most likely worldn't take to it very kindly...cr8crshr/Bill :usflag: :usflag: :usflag:
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Actually, things should get better now...the Safa's with their hoard of plant-destroying cats moved out on Friday. Renters.....useless ones at that.

Happy dance time now....I hope the next renters or owners if it sells are Chinese. They are much easier to deal with.
 
No. They are calculating and sneaky. They know when to screw with the Dog when no one is looking.
They even attack their own. If you watch Funniest Home Videos you'll see that they push glasses of off
kitchen counters because they just want to be mean. Probably is the result of the Egyptians pampering
them and treating them like Gods for so long. They should be eradicated because they have no use for
us. They just use us to get a roof and food. Dogs are truly Man's Best Friend.
 
zyzzyx said:
No. They are calculating and sneaky. They know when to screw with the Dog when no one is looking.
They even attack their own. If you watch Funniest Home Videos you'll see that they push glasses of off
kitchen counters because they just want to be mean. Probably is the result of the Egyptians pampering
them and treating them like Gods for so long. They should be eradicated because they have no use for
us. They just use us to get a roof and food. Dogs are truly Man's Best Friend.
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Your assumptions are based on ignorance and stereotypes if you have never even owned a cat. I have owned cats and dogs all my life. None of my cats have ever been destructive. My dogs have been more destructive than my cats. My cats are just as affectionate as my dogs and one cat even plays fetch.
 
Usually cats will learn to be crusty when they are treated like **** by piece of **** humans. But guess who gets the blame :rolleyes:
 
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