Beyond Meat sales drop as fast-food trials flop; McDonald’s is ‘McDone’ with plant burger

[JR_Charger]

who eats that **** anyway ?

It's McDonalds. Didn't you go in expecting to eat ****?

Next you'll be complaining about foods made with "acheta" (crickets) or "cochineal extract" ("obtained from the dried bodies of female Dactylopius Coccus Costa insects")

O.K., you won't eat the plant burgers, and you won't eat the insects - how about a nice cannibal burger made from lab grown meat cloned from one of your favorite celebrities? Doesn't a double McKanye with cheese sound good?

 

[Richard Cranium]

A Harrison Ford ribeye doesn’t sound too appealing, but a Scarlett Johansen Furburger sounds tasty to me.

 

[Hey-O]

This is the way business should work. Try this, no thanks, ok. Next idea!

They're trying something else now, turning cow **** into apple butter. They've got the color and texture perfected, but they're still working on the taste. It's reported that it taste like ****..............

 

[FitzyB5]

A Harrison Ford ribeye doesn’t sound too appealing, but a Scarlett Johansen Furburger sounds tasty to me.

I’m thinking I might try some J Lo rump roast.

 

[JR_Charger]

A Harrison Ford ribeye doesn’t sound too appealing, but a Scarlett Johansen Furburger sounds tasty to me.

You can get a Jennifer Lawrence and lick it while looking at her nudes.

I'm going to go pray for God to destroy this world now . . .

 

[fratzog lover]

lmao........ remember the hype? .retards invested in this ****.......looks like a buy!

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[JR_Charger]

 

[MarPar]

They're trying something else now, turning cow **** into apple butter.

Still wish we could turn goat piss into gasoline

 

[JDmac72chrgr]

HEY BILL GATES, **** OFF AND TAKE YOUR PLANT "BURGERS" WITH YOU!!!


Where is my steak, potato and mixed vegies?? Ah, there's the beer.........

 

[patrick66]

Lending validity to the thought of "I wouldn't eat that crap if it were the only "food" available!"

Pic from the good ol' days of the manufactured shortages during the manufactured plague:

 

[JR_Charger]

Lending validity to the thought of "I wouldn't eat that crap if it were the only "food" available!
Pic from the good ol' days of the manufactured shortages during the manufactured plague:
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You know, I hear a lot of food production plants are getting blowed up for some reason . . .

 

[patrick66]

 

[moparedtn]

McDone with the McPlant burger?
Well....
No McShit!!

 

[moparedtn]

we are carnivores meat eaters !

Humans are actually omnivores - meaning we have all the types of teeth in our mouths.
That means we as a species eat all food types - grains, meats, vegetables.
I lean a bit towards the meat side of things - my incisors actually ache sometimes in the meat
section of the grocery store when I see steaks.

 

[Timmayy]

If meat is so bad then why do they keep trying to make plants taste like meat?

 

[JDmac72chrgr]

If meat is so bad then why do they keep trying to make plants taste like meat?

THANK YOU!!! NAILED IT!!! How do you like your steak? BBQ IS FIRED UP, PLACE YOUR ORDERS MEN!!!

Have a relative, true HIPPIE from the 60s, vegen; her husband looks like a CARROT!! SERIES!! Carrot colored skin, thank the good Lord they have no kids. Haven't talked to them in over 40 years, and don't care to. She didn't call her sister/my mom when my pop died 4 months ago. Vegen on da brain damage!!!

 

[beanhead]

Still wish we could turn goat piss into gasoline

Well, if the **** fits...wear it!
God bless Duck

 

[moparedtn]

THANK YOU!!! NAILED IT!!! How do you like your steak? BBQ IS FIRED UP, PLACE YOUR ORDERS MEN!!!

Have a relative, true HIPPIE from the 60s, vegen; her husband looks like a CARROT!! SERIES!! Carrot colored skin, thank the good Lord they have no kids. Haven't talked to them in over 40 years, and don't care to. She didn't call her sister/my mom when my pop died 4 months ago. Vegen on da brain damage!!!

Ask 'em what they do with their pointy teeth next time you see them.
(They're in there for a reason, after all).

 

[moparedtn]

We got big bone-grinding teeth, vegetable-cutting flat teeth, pointy teeth for ripping flesh....
Nature tells us what to eat, right there in our own mouths.

 

[MarPar]

Well, if the **** fits...wear it!
God bless Duck