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Shes so fat when she stepped on the scale it said " One at a time please"
Shes so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil!!
She was so fat, her blood type was RAGU.My wife would concur.
Well, at least @eldubb440 got the pig latin joke...
Guess I needed to toss in a "she's so fat" in there too, apparently....
She was so fat, when she got a shoeshine she had to take their word for it.
She was so fat, when she stood on a corner, a cop would come along and tell her to break it up.
She was so fat, she gave her measurements in "radius" and "degrees".