Ego boost for an old guy.

[Richard Cranium]

You won't believe this but women of all ages keep coming up to me to tell me they think my hair is beautiful.

is this you?

 

[Richard Cranium]

Fabio? Is that you?

Fabio is now Fabiold.

 

[Hey-O]

Or... Maybe she was just lonely. And thought you were the next ex husband for her.

It's called a mouse trap. Buyer beware, It's not a compliment, It's called a pay check.

 

[Dave6T4]

I have had younger girls chat me up at checkouts/etc. I have put it up to the possibility that I remind them of their grandfathers.

 

[joe smith]

A little Chunky ?

LOL... Beware of an old long haired hippie in Colorado saying that..
Like the men I have met throughout life saying they have a BEAUTIFUL loving wife at home...... She is always a PORKER, evil WENCH who wears the pants, and probably physically abuses him.....

 

[GetX'd]

I'm at the local 7-11 last night about 8:00 pm and I'm the only customer there. The clerk was a blonde I had never seen before. Even though it was terribly cold here she was not wearing much and was making a point of it. You know the leaning over the counter thing. Probably about 32 and a little chunky. She asked for my number and I got a text from her later that night. She was probably in business for herself if you know what I mean. Definitely not the kind of girl you take to meet the family.

It's the hair. It's white and about 8" past my shoulders now. You won't believe this but women of all ages keep coming up to me to tell me they think my hair is beautiful.

Anyway, it was fun.

Geez - a self described 60ish stud on top of all your other self granted emulades - I bet you can hardly walk out of the house w/o getting accosted…… I wonder what your wife would think of this post - I mean besides the eye roll….. Need I say more? Pathetic…..

 

[Kern Dog]

I have had younger girls chat me up at checkouts/etc. I have put it up to the possibility that I remind them of their grandfathers.

No, they find you completely harmless and friendly.

 

[Sahara]

No, they find you completely harmless and friendly.

I think this is it. I have tons of young girls chat me up. I think it’s because they feel safe in that the age difference is so great. A long time ago I came to the realization that it’s not because they want to sit on my face. Damn.

 

[Roger63]

Now ya got something to Jack off to!! Lol!!

It's not every day that you read something and laugh so hard ya pull a muscle,

 

[Hey-O]

Was your hand still rubbing on your inner thigh when you woke up. This was a dream, right. How much do you need for the groomers, I got a ten spot I'm not doing a thing with.

 

[bearman]

Steve, you must have been a Chippendale dancer at sometime in your life.

 

[SteveSS]

-Man If I was such hot stuff it wouldn't be a big deal. Now I'm just an old man. I probably do flirt too much with younger women.

Not sure if I posted this before. This was in November at a class reunion. Haven't cut my hair since then. That's my old high school girlfriend on my lap. She's married I'm not.

We had fun.

 

[5.7 hemi]

d'Artagnan!!

 

[SteveSS]

Here's a great trick. I was at the bank today and the teller was kind of hot. I noticed a couple of hair flips. (You gotta watch for those guys.) After all the business was done I noticed she had some fancy nail polish happening. I stuck out my hand and asked to see her nails. We held hands for a bit while she explained how she just had them done yesterday.

The truth is most women love to flirt.

 

[Kern Dog]

She's married I'm not. We had fun.

With her pee pee ?

 

[haywire 440]

 

[Hey-O]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Richard Cranium]

You just need the hat...

 

[Hey-O]

Here's a great trick. I was at the bank today and the teller was kind of hot. I noticed a couple of hair flips. (You gotta watch for those guys.) After all the business was done I noticed she had some fancy nail polish happening. I stuck out my hand and asked to see her nails. We held hands for a bit while she explained how she just had them done yesterday.

The truth is most women love to flirt.

Your kidding, right? Delusions of grandeur...... You're killing me here!!