Ironically, unavailable married guys seem to be better set up in this department than many, if not most single older males. Example - My wife goes to heroic lengths to clean me up when attending a rare bar association event, and I have been hit on multiple times under these circumstances (though never by younger women, which I chalk up to being almost 70). Never, ever, as you stated, KD, when coming home from work, still covered with traces of hazardous waste. This is also ironic, because in my territory, hazardous waste hauling pays way better than private law practice.