Good news regarding colonoscopies

[Charles Cook]

Man, when I done mine, I could **** through a screen door.

 

[kiwigtx]

Use your neighbours swimming pool....or hot tub

I want to know if there are any break throughs for the pain endured while farting like a trombone for hours on end afterwards......

 

[Skytrooper]

When I had mine a couple months ago, it was the 2 pills and lots of water. The only difference is that you dont have to drink tons of gatorade or whatever.....the result is the same.

 

[MiradaMegaCab]

I’ve done the SuTab and recommend them.

 

[Hey-O]

And blot, don't wipe. Your turd cutter will thank you after going about 20-30 times.

After a few hours, it becomes self cleaning.

 

[Richard Cranium]

After a few hours, it becomes self cleaning.

Somewhat true. When you reach the point when you’re spraying yellowish liquid, you still need to mop up.

 

[iowaguy]

Try about two dozen Haribo sugar-free gummi bears. The sweetener in those is what makes your butthole turn into Mount St. Helens! You eat more than a dozen or so in one sitting, you'd best be near a commode and prepare for a nice, long time hearing your guts shoot out like the Old Faithful geyser. You'll have a three- or four-flusher by the the time you've emptied out. Wonderful entertainment value, too! Your guts will make sounds you thought only were heard in a sci-fi movie.

Also, a useful tool if you quit your job and want to get back at whomever...bunch of funny stories on Amazon about that. Look at the Haribo reviews for the sugar-free product. Worth the time and the laughs!

At my former job I worked at the end of the paint line where you would take the item(s) off the line and carry it to the appropriate "slot" for further assembly. One of my coworkers brought in a bag butterscotch disks candy and sat it by the end of the line, I tried one and it could tell right away they were sugar free and didn't have any more. My coworker was telling everybody he bought 3 big bags by mistake so eat them up! He kept pushing them on me when I said "you know they are sugar free", he said "yes", I said "if you eat to many you get the shits", He said "I know" and started laughing. So I was in on his little joke and hours later a few of our coworkers who philosophy was "if it's free it's for me" started to have many more restroom breaks than what our supervisor thought they should be having.

I have had 2 colonoscopies in my life so far. One was "routine care/preventative medicine", the other was "diagnostic" About $1400.00 difference in cost to me. Sad part is if my doctor would have waited 1 more month (which he didn't want to do) the diagnostic one would have been in the window as a preventative one and would have been free. Even the nurse scheduling the appointment couldn't believe he was doing this.

 

[Cranky]

After a few hours, it becomes self cleaning.