It's The Little Things...

[Bruzilla]

I went to the store this morning, and was in the straight-through lane coming out. In the left turn lane was a true Billy Bad *** wannabe. No sleeves, muscles, tats, no helmet, and cool-dude shades riding on a fairly new Harley. Sitting on the back was a hottie in Daisy Dukes who was impossible to miss. As cars ahead of me turned right, I moved up past where I could see Miss Hottie and ended up at the front of the line to cross through the intersection.

The left turn light went green and I looked over to watch Miss Hottie drive away, and to my surprise she was looking right at me, gave me a thumbs up and a flirty wave as her doofus boyfriend drove away. I started laughing and wondered how Mr. Cool would feel if he knew his babe was flirting with the old guy in the Roadrunner? Really made my day.

 

[BeeKool]

He'd probably tell you he liked your Mustang.

 

[GetX'd]

She doesn't care what kind you're driving - she just knows it's cool American Muscle. She noticed you noticing her too..... made her day as well

 

[oldbee]

Oughta be ashamed you old pervert! Lol

 

[Yatzee]

I went to the store this morning, and was in the straight-through lane coming out. In the left turn lane was a true Billy Bad *** wannabe. No sleeves, muscles, tats, no helmet, and cool-dude shades riding on a fairly new Harley. Sitting on the back was a hottie in Daisy Dukes who was impossible to miss. As cars ahead of me turned right, I moved up past where I could see Miss Hottie and ended up at the front of the line to cross through the intersection.

The left turn light went green and I looked over to watch Miss Hottie drive away, and to my surprise she was looking right at me, gave me a thumbs up and a flirty wave as her doofus boyfriend drove away. I started laughing and wondered how Mr. Cool would feel if he knew his babe was flirting with the old guy in the Roadrunner? Really made my day.

Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

Ans: A Hoover has the dirt bag in the front.

 

[Sonny Black]

 

[conv67bdere]

He'd probably tell you he liked your Mustang.

The sad thing is, you're probably right . . . thanks for the laugh ! ! !

 

[moparnation74]

He doesn't care because he is probably nailing it as we speak.....lol....

 

[Bb70charger500]

Nailing what the bike? She probably said she ain't putting out till he gets a cool old road runner!

 

[khryslerkid]

If she was on the back of a Harley, she wouldn't need any attention when she got home. 2nd gear @2000rpm gets them all fired up!

 

[moparnation74]

Nailing what the bike? She probably said she ain't putting out till he gets a cool old road runner!

Who did she leave with? Pretty obvious

 

[Z-Man]

I'm one of those dirt bags, but I have both! Lol.

 

[Z-Man]

Don't know how the truck got in there, neighbor was moving.

 

[Bruzilla]

Who did she leave with? Pretty obvious

Being a guy who's been married for 30 years, I would say what is more important is who did I leave with.

 

[moparnation74]

Being a guy who's been married for 30 years, I would say what is more important is who did I leave with.

lol...didnt sound like that in the first post but glad to hear you do have some standards

 

[Bruzilla]

lol...didnt sound like that in the first post but glad to hear you do have some standards

I do have some standards, but that wasn't my point. My point was some simple comparative analysis...

She is a good looking young lady who's stuck riding on the back of a motorcycle because she has horrible taste in men and she's with a dude who apparently likes to spend more money on tattoos than her.

I'm an older guy who's been married for 30+ years, has a great job, makes lots of money, appreciates the finer things in life like Roadrunners, raised three great kids, and obviously take very good care of my family.

I think I have a helluva lot more to offer her than she has to offer me.

 

[moparnation74]

I do have some standards, but that wasn't my point. My point was some simple comparative analysis...

She is a good looking young lady who's stuck riding on the back of a motorcycle because she has horrible taste in men and she's with a dude who apparently likes to spend more money on tattoos than her.

I'm an older guy who's been married for 30+ years, has a great job, makes lots of money, appreciates the finer things in life like Roadrunners, raised three great kids, and obviously take very good care of my family.

I think I have a helluva lot more to offer her than she has to offer me.

lol..So you do not even know the guy but assume he is a deadbeat all because he is riding a motorcycle and has tattoo's etc and bike garb? How do you know how he treats his lady? Do you personally know the guy? If you do not, man you got some issues Bru....That's is messed up you assume the worst based on looks....

I have several biker friends with tat's from head to toe that are genuine nice, hard working, respectable individuals....Ohh and btw treat their woman as Queen's...

 

[Bb70charger500]

A picture tells a thousand words if the dude looks like trash 99% of the time he is! People dress how they are .the truth hurts . But he wants to dress and look like a schmuck /bum then he is !

 

[Bruzilla]

lol..So you do not even know the guy but assume he is a deadbeat all because he is riding a motorcycle and has tattoo's etc and bike garb? How do you know how he treats his lady? Do you personally know the guy? If you do not, man you got some issues Bru....That's is messed up you assume the worst based on looks....

I have several biker friends with tat's from head to toe that are genuine nice, hard working, respectable individuals....Ohh and btw treat their woman as Queen's...

Oh yeah... there's always an exception to the rule, but yeah, generally speaking, if you're out riding around on a newer bike with no sleeves, loads of tats, no leathers on you or your girl, no helmet, yeah... you're most likely a dirtbag.

 

[moparnation74]

A picture tells a thousand words if the dude looks like trash 99% of the time he is! People dress how they are .the truth hurts . But he wants to dress and look like a schmuck /bum then he is !

Keep in mind the same can be assumed for you visually.....it is just wrong to write someone off based on looks...without knowing the person first....

Is someone with a suit better? Or just better in appearance? It is what is behind it that is important...