Yeah, I can relate.
As some of y'all may recall, I'm semi-famous around FBBO for not using jack stands in the past.
I've had several "incidents" where I didn't take the time to put stands under a car I'd jacked up over
the decades, often with (later) humorous results.
Hey, if you're gonna be stupid, you have to be tough, right?
Example:
I had my 2004 Ram 4x4 use me as the jack stand once, when the Chinese jack failed with me under the LR.
That's the only time I've ever seen my wife genuinely scared - she actually screamed, thinking I'd bought the farm.
When she finally came around that side of the truck to look, there I was. Truck had me by the shin (brake rotor)
and shoulders, laying sideways (bed), mashing me into the concrete.
She's freaking out, not knowing what to do....
With as much breath as I could gather, I whispered "JACK THE FLUCKING THING OFF ME".
I roll out of there, rubbing various parts of my body and admiring the cool rotor vent indentations in my leg
and she's staring at me like she's seeing a ghost.
"HOW?? The truck was ON you!"
Yeah, I know dear, trust me...
God's got a sense of humor. Living proof, right here.