QUOTES

[ws23jrt]

An up side of having dementia is you are always meeting new people.

 

[ws23jrt]

An up side of having dementia is------um----never mind.

Oh yeh-- If it wasn't for tall people there would be no short people.

 

[Darthomas]

"Anything with wheels or tits is going to have some problems."

George Schnabel

 

[Mike67]

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her/Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down/Well, I hope Neil Young will remember/A Southern man don't need him around anyhow."
Ronnie VanZandt...

 

[Kern Dog]

He who laughs last... didn't get the joke.
Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake with solution in hand.

 

[Bladecutter]

"Everything comes from God...Everything goes back to God"

 

[super-bee_ski]

"He's baaaack!"

Call you the Phoenix!
"..risen from the ashes...."

How ya doin Jimi!

 

[MrJLR]

I'd rather have tulips on my organ than roses on my piano

Unknown

 

[Bladecutter]

"He's baaaack!"

Call you the Phoenix!
"..risen from the ashes...."

How ya doin Jimi!

A little sore, but am safe, in Good Hands......a bit more exploratory & work to come. It's good that i moved when i did. Peace

 

[mmissile]

“Think of the press as a great keyboard on which the government can play.”

Joseph Goebbels

 

[Budnicks]

"Nothing is certain in life, except for death & taxes"

I'm not sure who org. said it,
but I live by it pretty much, especially now...

 

[Sonny Black]

"Suck the chrome off a tow-ball."
Rodney Rude - Australian comedian

wasn't that Andrew Dice Clay, " In 1990 he became the first comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden"?

 

[Bladecutter]

“Think of the press as a great keyboard on which the government can play.”

Joseph Goebbels

"tell a lie a thousand times,, it becomes truth" joseph goebbels
Si Mon. "those who vote count for nothing.....those who count the votes stand for everything"
Josef Stalin

wasn't that Andrew Dice Clay, " In 1990 he became the first comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden"?

I dig the movie Ford Fairlane....Clay sure is a crude one though.

 

[72Fourspeed]

Two wrongs dont make a right, but two wrights once built an airplane. Saw it on a t shirt.

Trust your mother boys, but always cut the cards. By my grandfather, her father.

 

[Bladecutter]

"a clove of garlic is better than ten Mothers"
power of association

 

[ws23jrt]

"If it wasn't for time everything would happen all at once"

 

[polywideblock]

"she could suck start a Harley"

"she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose "

 

[MrJLR]

She stunk so bad, she could make a cadaver dog gag.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

 

[ws23jrt]

Beatniks---Their was also -"rama lama ding dong"- that todays folks can put meaning to.