When our governor, followed by our county mayor, made their latest declaration last
week about "safer at home" stuff, it included guidelines on what the definition of
"essential" meant (what we'd be allowed to travel/be caught on the road doing).
You know the drill - food, medical, essential job, etc.
They posted all that document on facebook, among other places, where I saw it.
One of these definitions caught my eye immediately. Quoting:
"5. a. To engage in activities or perform tasks essential to their health and safety, or the health
and safety of their family or household members (including, but not limited to, pets)…"
I did my citizen duty and "shared" that post of the declaration with my contact list - with
my added caveat of my claiming Section 5a as the reason someone might see me out and about
in the GTX - that it would be
essential to my
mental health to just take a drive, like the fella in
the video above is talking about.
I figured everyone would understand - after all, I would come in close contact with zero people in
doing so and our county, especially the part I'm in, is very sparsely populated....
There was one little problem with my diabolical plan, however - namely, that the county sheriff
(among other local official types) are on my friends list on FB and had seen what I wrote.
Sure enough, first thing I see in my inbox on FB the next morning was a little note from said lawman...
He didn't scold me or anything like that in the note. All it said was:
"Everyone knows your car, Ed..."
Oy.