The Meme not a Meme Thread Part DEUX

[Ronnman]

 

[Ronnman]

 

[Ronnman]

 

[Cheapsunglasses]

 

[azblackhemi]

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Chia pet for car guys.

 

[Cojohnso1]

I'm beginning to think the Flintstones may be fiction!

 

[Cheapsunglasses]

 

[Cheapsunglasses]

 

[Fran Blacker]

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[chargervert]

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Now we know what Ron Jeremy's been doing these days! Lol

 

[Basket case]

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and still looking for them at 6:30...

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Cheapsunglasses]

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AMEN!

 

[RemCharger]

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It's fun to explain gas vs electric to family- customers ,whoever..and then end with
Well they're basically the same, just ones internal combustion, and the other is spontaneous combustion.

And wait and see if they just nod their heads lol

 

[bm02tj]

 

[SlingLow]

Prius owner: I get 47 miles to the gallon. What do you get?

Me: Laid!

 

[Dave6T4]

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Early "Nailhead" Buick motor.

 

[Triplegreen500]

Prius owner: I get 47 miles to the gallon. What do you get?

Me: Laid!

I get 50+mpg out of my motorcycles....AND I get laid.

OK, well...the black one CAN get 50+. But at 150+hp (dynoed 156 at the tire), it's just too damn much fun to whack the throttle and watch the digital speedo jump in chunks of 6 and 8 mph, tearing up to well over 120 in just a couple seconds...which, of course, smacks my MPG down into the 30s pretty quick.

 

[YY1]

50 MPG out of a Buell?

My 2500 mile 1200 Sporty only gets 41, and 5th gear is pretty tall.

...but I do get laid!

 

[Triplegreen500]

My *heavy* Buell (Ulysses) is 425 lbs wet...about 250# lighter than a sporty with different EFI, heads (factory ported), compression (higher from factory), cams (more aggressive from factory), and gearing (4k=80mph), with 110hp. I also - years ago - got Erik Buell to copy his personal ECM map for me and it is now in my bike. Commuting in the mountains I average between 42-56 depending on how much fun I'm having with the throttle. My 1996 S2T with a bone-stock Evo Sporty motor (the way they were built in '95 and '96) returns 50+ all day long - but it's only about 80hp (I've jetted the CV to get rid of the cough, and it has a factory open "hamcan" air cleaner). It also has TALL highway gears on it - not much off the line, but damn she's fun in the twisties! Much more like a diesel...have to build some steam (gearing, lower HP, heavy flywheels), but once you do she just keeps on going!