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You see some CRAZY things on the golf Course!

If I have to chase a ball around just to try to beat the hell out of it to chased again. Its just not worth it. Now renting a cart and chasing golfers down "yea".
 
The ball washers come in handy if you didn't have time to shower before making your tee-off time...just make sure to crank the handle slowly
 
Haven't played this year but will remedy that soon.
You can really learn a lot about someone on the golf course. IF he cheats at golf there's a good chance he'll be a cheat in life. How they handle themselves when things go to $h!t, club thrower or shrugs it off kinda guy. I enjoy the tournament golf myself, played on the Golf channel Am.Tour for a year, was a great experience. Played 13 tournaments, won 4 and came in second 7 times (kinda know how Phil feels about all the times he was runner up to Tiger). Missed local qualifying for the 2007 US Senior Open regional by a stroke. But what better way to spend a few hours walking around in a park like setting with some buddies, drinking beer and taking their money...:poke:
 
I always remember a tip Arnold Palmer gave someone on how to lower their golf score "It's called an eraser".
 
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Haven't played this year but will remedy that soon.
You can really learn a lot about someone on the golf course. IF he cheats at golf there's a good chance he'll be a cheat in life. How they handle themselves when things go to $h!t, club thrower or shrugs it off kinda guy. I enjoy the tournament golf myself, played on the Golf channel Am.Tour for a year, was a great experience. Played 13 tournaments, won 4 and came in second 7 times (kinda know how Phil feels about all the times he was runner up to Tiger). Missed local qualifying for the 2007 US Senior Open regional by a stroke. But what better way to spend a few hours walking around in a park like setting with some buddies, drinking beer and taking their money...:poke:
That must have been a great experience.
The best weekend of golf ever was a few years ago now...resulted in me winning my first and only ever Club Tournament. It was Easter about 1999...and a 4 day "Best two rounds of Stableford" ..and had a Club trophy attached. I started out on a handicap of 26, as I had only been a Sunday player for 2 years. On the Friday, I shot a massive score (for me) of 82, giving me 48 points, and cost me a few drinks. It was one of those days, I could do virtually nothing wrong (for my ability at that time). Saturday I returned a miserable 30 points - fatigue had set in from the previous day. nevermind, I was still the Clubhouse leader by miles...although some were creeping closer.
Sunday morning arrived, and I tried to concentrate....I had played well all day. One of the local jack-asses came up and started taunting me about my drop-off with the lousy 30 points the day before. My friends said nothing....he (Russell) asked how I was going while we were playing the 15th. I replied "27 points"
He laughed and said..."there goes the trophy"...to which I replied...."On the front 9!" My friends laughed loud. :D

I went on to shoot a 45 point round, and finish with a combined total of 93 points.....a Club record. Russell said Jack Schitt after that. End of year prize-giving rolls around, and low & behold...that trophy was missing from the cabinet. The previous recipient ( a South African guy) had left the club and kept the actual perpetual trophy. I was awarded a Fountain Pen set. :rolleyes:
Been meaning to get myself a little miniature Cup to go with my prized Club Diary with my name in it.....one day. :)

BTW...my handicap plummeted as a result of that weekend. I finished up on a 20, and after a few more years, made it down to a 10, before children and increased absence from the club set in.
 
I lost track of the article just other day, you could google a golfer named Paige Spiranac who I gather played pro for a short time. She's drop friggin dead gorgeous! The article discussed her love woes looking for a relationship and being taken advantage of by one guy after another just wanting golf lessons and tips from her. She described helping guys improve their golf game and ahh not wanting to latch onto her? I really found it hard to believe; but looking at photos of her she definitely knows what she has in the looks dept. These apparent guys she talked about were either blind or there's another side of this story. Looking at her my golf game would be a distant 2nd...
 
That must have been a great experience.
The best weekend of golf ever was a few years ago now...resulted in me winning my first and only ever Club Tournament. It was Easter about 1999...and a 4 day "Best two rounds of Stableford" ..and had a Club trophy attached. I started out on a handicap of 26, as I had only been a Sunday player for 2 years. On the Friday, I shot a massive score (for me) of 82, giving me 48 points, and cost me a few drinks. It was one of those days, I could do virtually nothing wrong (for my ability at that time). Saturday I returned a miserable 30 points - fatigue had set in from the previous day. nevermind, I was still the Clubhouse leader by miles...although some were creeping closer.
Sunday morning arrived, and I tried to concentrate....I had played well all day. One of the local jack-asses came up and started taunting me about my drop-off with the lousy 30 points the day before. My friends said nothing....he (Russell) asked how I was going while we were playing the 15th. I replied "27 points"
He laughed and said..."there goes the trophy"...to which I replied...."On the front 9!" My friends laughed loud. :D

I went on to shoot a 45 point round, and finish with a combined total of 93 points.....a Club record. Russell said Jack Schitt after that. End of year prize-giving rolls around, and low & behold...that trophy was missing from the cabinet. The previous recipient ( a South African guy) had left the club and kept the actual perpetual trophy. I was awarded a Fountain Pen set. :rolleyes:
Been meaning to get myself a little miniature Cup to go with my prized Club Diary with my name in it.....one day. :)

BTW...my handicap plummeted as a result of that weekend. I finished up on a 20, and after a few more years, made it down to a 10, before children and increased absence from the club set in.
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Kid was trespassing, lucky that old fart didn't wrap a 5 iron around that hooligan's head.
Lesson: don't 7uck with old golfers that can run as fast as you can...LOL
This is hilarious! Gave me a good laugh for today thanks!
 
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