youll LOVE this story..............

[tpodwdog]

Yesterday , i had a small gathering at my house. the guest roster consisted of:

my mother
3 out of my 5 sisters.
my buddy and his wife
the sheriff ( a friend)
2 of my bro-in-laws
my nephew
....and me

not a big gathering...but note the ratio of men to women....5 women and 6 men....

before anyone arrived i took count of the rolls of toilet paper in both bathrooms....heres the hilarious part.

out of the 2 bathrooms...a total of 7 rolls of toilet paper were used thats 1.4 rolls per woman.... one roll per hour.....LMAOOOOOOOO.. i myself use one roll of toilet paper in about a week and a half......so....if there were only men at my little gathering.... at one roll per week and a half.....my party SHOULD have lasted 2-1/2 months....but only lasted 7 hours ....HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

what is the infatuation with women and toilet paper ? why does it seem to mysteriously dissapear in their presence?

i thought you men would get a kick out of that...i myself found it funny as HELL !:hello2:

 

[ef8340]

dag gum i think the next time you should check their purse before they leave

 

[daredevil]

was there drinking involved? Women wipe while men just shake.

 

[bigmanjbmopar]

♫♫♫♫♫♫ Sunday Bloody Sunday...♫♫♫♫

 

[roadrunnerman]

sounds like my house.When i'm home there can be a full roll, but at the end of the day the roll is almost empty.And there is only me,my wife, and her son who lives in the basement.