Well there's a lot of money to be made if you have access to insider information, high frequency trading or another way to cheat.

There may be other working "systems" everyone can use but unfortunately if so you won't find them using google and i haven't figured it out yet. (Otherwise i would be in las vegas right now enjoying my life)
But i would really appreciate if someone could put me in the know (send PM) since
i'm VERY poor.

Please help!
I agree using something like an S&P 500 ETF like VOO or SPY or a Total Stock Market ETF like VTI seems to be the only reasonable thing to do if you don't have an edge (see above) over the majority of other players.
Depending on the goal i would might combine VOO with SCHD.
Unfortunately the return isn't really great and not even guaranteed. I've heard many retirees didn't recover financially after the 2008 crash.
Also right now i would be frightened putting a lump sum into the market. I think there is a high possibility for an at least 40% crash within the next 3 years. Most likely within 6 months after the next elections no matter if the democraps or republicans will win.
I think you should diversify into investment/rental properties but this again is hard to do for poor people with a net worth under 5 million $$$. (Investing in stocks + having paid off house + paying cash for investment properties)