"Burning Man" fest gets washed out for final weekend.

[kiwigtx]

I just saw this in my feed......

Hey Karen, did you get that?

Yes Karen, I got it.

 

[WileE]

I have NO idea what this is all about. And I don't think I want to.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Burning Man Explained...

 

[kiwigtx]

I have NO idea what this is all about. And I don't think I want to.

Those people congregate every year just like mesmerised sheep going to slaughter. Except these folks go in the hope of a celestial being landing near their tent and giving them a jolly good **** probing. Some go home happy, some go home in a Police car.
A desert full of wind-chime, dreamcatcher and tacky jewellery makers praying to a non-existent ascended being.

Did I get close?

 

[Cojohnso1]

I Googled Burning Man festival to see what's it all about? Even more confused. They're not there to attempt a storming of Area 51 military base? Or something crazy? They're just there to party, and promote their nonsensical art? To each their own I guess.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Those people congregate every year just like mesmerised sheep going to slaughter. Except these folks go in the hope of a celestial being landing near their tent and giving them a jolly good **** probing. Some go home happy, some go home in a Police car.
A desert full of wind-chime, dreamcatcher and tacky jewellery makers praying to a non-existent ascended being.

Did I get close?

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So, it's kinda like Grateful Deadheads meet Mad Max hoping for a close encounter of the third kind.

 

[kiwigtx]

I can't understand why it is so muddy.........maybe all that gender fluid mixed with the dust???

 

[moparwacko]

 

[WileE]

Burning Man Explained...

Thanks. I only watched a few minutes before I realized I didn't want to any further. Whatever floats yer boat.

 

[beanhead]

The giant "burning man" and the whole premise of the festival is to symbolize burning "THE MAN"...you know, tha' man...AKA western free society and it's laws and traditions...
In spectacular typical leftist fashion though, it's just another huge money grab from the brainwashed generation.
I like where I read how fancy "camping" (LOL) amenities are provided for the numerous ultra-wealthy attendees that can afford them, among several other contradictory practices... ohhhh no the rest of you can embrace "clean living" by showering with a bucket of dirty water, composting your feces and yes enjoy that $25 latte that you can only have if we sell it to you!

 

[64BEL]

 

[Photon440]

 

[440 PHIXX]

Ben Shapiro said it’s a bunch of people in their 40’s trying to relive their 20’s. Makes sense. All I saw was a bunch of expensive RV’s.

 

[Budnicks]

Hippies & drug/counter-culture/now those that are health culture, all need it,
all those of govt. dole now meets the other creeps' weirdos
people who hated their parents, that got liberal arts degrees
that have a paycheck now & waste/spend it on their "art"
(lack of a better term)
playing dress up, apocalyptic crap fantasy world BS
(Mad Max-type world)
not much different than a Star Trek convention, or Comicon,
not at a convention center out in the desert & just a lot more fire
&
there's the other extreme of the spectrum...
The Silicon Valley types of rich douches, East Coast crowds glamping
& running around acting the fool
Meets Wet & Wild, debauchery & the Internal Combustion Engine
with fire, wood, oil, gas, coal, plants, chemicals, you name it
they burn it
(It's not the eco-friendly crowd or EV crowd, not that week anyway),
then;
They all go back to their inner-shitty lab-rat apartments
home & play leftists

 

[beanhead]

Hippies & drug/counter-culture/now those that are health culture, all need it,
all those of govt. dole now meets the other creeps' weirdos
people who hated their parents, that got liberal arts degrees
that have a paycheck now & waste/spend it on their "art"
(lack of a better term)
playing dress up, apocalyptic crap fantasy world BS
(Mad Max-type world)
not much different than a Star Trek convention, or Comicon,
not at a convention center out in the desert & just a lot more fire
&
there's the other extreme of the spectrum...
The Silicon Valley types of rich douches, East Coast crowds glamping
& running around acting the fool
Meets Wet & Wild, debauchery & the Internal Combustion Engine
with fire, wood, oil, gas, coal, plants, chemicals, you name it
they burn it
(It's not the eco-friendly crowd or EV crowd, not that week anyway),
then;
They all go back to their inner-shitty lab-rat apartments
home & play leftists

You forgot to add this!

 

[Budnicks]

You forgot to add this!
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[Richard Cranium]

People At Burning Man Punished By Being At Burning Man

Sep 3, 2023

BLACK ROCK CITY, NV — People who chose to attend the infamous Burning Man Festival have been punished by being at the Burning Man Festival.
"If you're the sort of person who goes to Burning Man, you deserve to be at Burning Man," said local man Bob Stallings. "The horror."

Long known as a haven for the very depths of human depravity, the Burning Man Festival grounds have become cut off by floodwaters, trapping attendees. "Due to deteriorating road conditions, the people at Burning Man will have to be at Burning Man," said Police Chief Reggie Thompson. "They will face terrors few of us can imagine. There will be violent criminals strung out on meth, sex offenders lurking around every corner, all among the stench of human waste - also known as the Burning Man Festival."

As relief efforts stalled, the muddy roads trapping attendees have shown no signs of drying out. "It's looking dire," said local reporter Alicia Mills. "They're running out of shrooms, and fast. The LSD is already gone. We estimate that by this point, every attendee now has seventeen STDs. If they don't get out quick and get treated, well - it's going to burn for a long time."

At publishing time, theologians were speculating whether the Lord had sent rainwaters as a simple way of granting mankind the evil desires of his heart.

 

[Dennis H]

Mighty Mopar.
Video of a Ram truck flying through Burning Man's mud trap while hauling an RV is the best ad a car company could ask for