I smell like Ben Gay

[chargervert]

I used to work with a woman named Phyllis and someone wrote the letters Sy in front of her name on her locker! She was not amused!

 

[1STMP]

Don't touch your eyes. Use gloves to pee too.

Kinda like roasting a batch
of red or green chilies, or
creating a couple jars of
Jalepeno pickles.....
Blue Emu works, and no
smell, as does Icy Hot
promoted by Shaq.

 

[kiwigtx]

I used to work with a woman named Phyllis and someone wrote the letters Sy in front of her name on her locker! She was not amused!

Ha......I went to school with a guy called Wayne Kerr.

True story.

Parents must have been evil.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Jack Mehoff,and Haywood Jablowme. Dick Hurtz from Holden. Micheal Hunt!

Then there's the two gay Irishmen ...... Willie FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzWillie.

 

[moparedtn]

I've grown to loathe those cold/hot ones.
None of the topical salves do much for me anyways, leading to my abuse of
Advil and Goody Powders.

 

[toolmanmike]

I've grown to loathe those cold/hot ones.
None of the topical salves do much for me anyways, leading to my abuse of
Advil and Goody Powders.
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Give Emu Oil a try. Emu oil contains chemicals called fatty acids. These chemicals might reduce pain and swelling. Emu oil also has moisturizing and cosmetic properties similar to mineral oil.

 

[Skytrooper]

I 2nd the CDB and Tiger Balm !

 

[Hey-O]

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I think that's for the bags under your eyes.....

 

[RJ Squirrel]

The scented kind is so the blind gay guys can find you

 

[Hey-O]

This works well.

 

[MarPar]

Sharon Peters

 

[Rick@Laysons]

All you guys left one out.....

Barry McKockener

Heard a rumor he was a real hit with his girlfriend's father at Thanksgiving dinner...

 

[eldubb440]

Dick Gozinia

 

[MarPar]

Dick Gozinia

Dick Bininya

 

[kiwigtx]

The scented kind is so the blind gay guys can find you

And when the scent works, they use ribbed rubbers ....for better traction in the mud.

There ya go...the threadkiller.

 

[JDmac72chrgr]

Need to do "quality" assessmant of those 2 "dispensers" out on the Pike there Mark. Apperently "low grade" stuff, I get the budget thing but you may need the "HIGH OCTANE" stuff!!! Saying goes, "...you get what ya pay for...".

 

[WileE]

Jack Mehoff,and Haywood Jablowme. Dick Hurtz from Holden. Micheal Hunt!

You mean Mike Hunt. I believe he's a cousin of Ben Dover, and his sister Eileen Dover.

 

[Coelacanth]

I used to work with a woman named Phyllis and someone wrote the letters Sy in front of her name on her locker! She was not amused!

That reminds me of when I worked at a hobby store in my early 20's. It was an honest mistake by a coworker friend of mine, who left a note for the boss' wife, Virginia...I can't remember what the reason was. Anyway, the following morning, she gathered all of us around, she was pretty upset, and showed us the note, asking "Who wrote this?". Nobody noticed it at first, but then she pointed out there was a missing letter, it was addressed to "Virgina". She thought it was deliberate...who knows, maybe it was...

 

[Coelacanth]

This works well.
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For a moment there, I thought the bottle said "COOL THE PALM"...

 

[Sam69sat]

You mean Mike Hunt. I believe he's a cousin of Ben Dover, and his sister Eileen Dover.

Ben Dover's best friend is Hugh Janus. He identifies as non binary and is currently dating a butch lesbian named Dixie Normus.