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40 Funny Father’s Day Quotes & Wishes For Dad’s Special Day [2023]
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June 2, 2024
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In case you are wondering when is Father’s day this year, then it is on 18th June 2023. So, don’t forget to wish your dad Happy Father’s Day and thank him for all that he does for you. Though there are countless ways to wish your dad Happy Father’s Day, we have compiled a list of some funny
Father’s Day quotes if your dad enjoys humor. We know it’s never easy to tell your dad how much you love him but these hilarious Father’s Day quotes are here to help. You can either write these funny Father’s Day quotes as a message in your Father’s Day card or add a one-liner to your Instagram post honoring Dad. So, take some inspiration from these funny Father’s Day quotes and get your dad to chuckle in no time. You can also try these
Father’s Day inspirational quotes or messages to let him know how special he is.
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Funny Father’s Day Quotes
1. “When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” – Dave Attell
2. “I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” – Rita Rudner
3. “Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic IKEA cabinets.” – Greg Kinnear
4. “I turned out awesome and so good looking for that I salute you, dad. Happy Father’s Day!” – Anonymous
5. “When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.’” —Jerry Lewis
6. “We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.’” —Erma Bombeck.
7. “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” —Mark Twain
8. “Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” —Jon Stewart
9. “Happy Father’s Day From Your Favourite Mistake” – Anonymous
10. “Being a dad is the greatest pain in the *** in the world you could possibly be involved in. That is the ultimate dad-ness, full dad-ness.” – Jerry Seinfeld
11. “On our 6 a.m. walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven visiting daddy’s freedom.” – Ryan Reynolds
12. “When you got more than one kid, you just wake up angry.” – Kevin Hart
13. “Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.”– Dave Barry
14. “I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say, ‘Yeah? When?’” —Bill Hicks
15. “I love how we don’t need to say out loud that I am your favorite child.” – Anonymous