Need some Women advice guys.

[Bee1971]

Trying to figure this out

1) If you need advice on Women , hang out on Forbbodiesonly .com

2) If you need advice on Mopars , hang out on Pornhub .com

Got it

Thanx

 

[Ron H]

Trying to figure this out

1) If you need advice on Women , hang out on Forbbodiesonly .com

2) If you need advice on Mopars , hang out on Pornhub .com

Got it

Thanx

LOL - well this thread has garnered 11 screens of replies...yeah, I'll check out Pornhub for some mopar tips.

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[Runner 68]

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I'm guessing something along these lines.

 

[chargervert]

LOL - well this thread has garnered 11 screens of replies...yeah, I'll check out Pornhub for some mopar tips.

You have to know how to take a good effing when buying Mopar cars and parts so pornhub might really help us all!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[joe smith]

You pay either way,atleast the rental goes home after! Every woman I was ever with cost me money,but I never "rented one" per sey! I always went for the long term option!

Hookers are always cheaper in the long run, they never get fat, and they always treat you like a king.... I was told that as a young man and many years later it is so true.....

 

[chtampa]

On a past marriage I told my then wife that our anniversary date was contract renegotiation day. Each year the joke was that I liked the previous year with a couple little silly changes like every day bj's rather than every other day. Divorced because of her children. She had a guilt complex and treated them as such.

 

[joe smith]

On a past marriage I told my then wife that our anniversary date was contract renegotiation day. Each year the joke was that I liked the previous year with a couple little silly changes like every day bj's rather than every other day. Divorced because of her children. She had a guilt complex and treated them as such.

My info is a few years old ( I bet its worse now) but 2nd marriages have an OVER 80% failure rate.. MOSTLY due to the kids from a previous man..
Sign me up for those kind of stats..... Yeah baby......

 

[super-bee_ski]

Man you guys are cool as sh1t man. In all seriousness but as the age thing goes. I dont really think theres barriers. On one of these dating sites for the hell of it I messaged a 44 year old chick and that Bi**h told me not gonna happen and another note there was a hot chick thats my age(actually a year younger) that everybody thought was hot and this 60 year old guy in my town got some action with her during the summer. Appreciate the advise though.

I have always learned:
"When I was looking...I never found"
"When I am not looking, I find"
Good luck, watch out for the millenniums!

 

[chargervert]

I'm better off living in my perv van down by the river!

 

[Kern Dog]

Hookers are always cheaper in the long run, they never get fat, and they always treat you like a king.... I was told that as a young man and many years later it is so true.....

This is really sad.
If you have to pay for someone to be nice to you, you'll never get an honest experience with someone.

 

[dadsbee]

I'm still at a loss as to what everyone's griping about... Mine just made me a sandwich...

 

[chtampa]

My info is a few years old ( I bet its worse now) but 2nd marriages have an OVER 80% failure rate.. MOSTLY due to the kids from a previous man..
Sign me up for those kind of stats..... Yeah baby......

If you consider that there is a expiration date pretty close you have something to look forward to. Also "Marriage is the number one cause of divorce".

 

[joe smith]

This is really sad.
If you have to pay for someone to be nice to you, you'll never get an honest experience with someone.

PLEASE, don't feel sorry for me. I never remarried in the last 27 years because I didn't want to. I never paid for it ( (poon tang) but my saying rings true..

It is so nice being able to go where I want to, WHEN I want to and drink all of the beer I want to.. Life is great...

I feel sorry everytime I see you poor married sops out being bossed around by some shrew. Most of you married men have no idea how miserable you truly are.. I shake my head thanking myself that I don't have to deal with it.

 

[Kern Dog]

Well, that is equally sad...being married to a fat skag that is neither attractive nor loving.

 

[joe smith]

I'm still at a loss as to what everyone's griping about... Mine just made me a sandwich...

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So, I just had one from WAWA and it was delicious???

 

[dadsbee]

Well was it or wasn't it???? You're the one that ate it..

 

[Pops1967GTX]

You find the wife on the couch looking out the window. You ask we what’s a matter”. She Replies there’s nothing wrong. What do you do?​

 

[5.7 hemi]

Leave the State!