The Meme not a Meme Thread Part DEUX

[RemCharger]

Re-holster your side-arm Cowboy.

Whew! Just narrowly avoided a " f**k around and find out!" moment..

 

[Cheapsunglasses]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[kiwigtx]

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Lucky I had put my coffee down before seeing that one.

 

[1STMP]

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This is absolutely a real life story....
For many years for the 4th of July
we would claim a section of beach
on Elephant Butte lake in TorC NM.
A local divorce lawyer (bear in mind
this small town had a population of
5500 people), would show up on the
boat ramp handing out business cards.
Another friend had a tow truck parked
halfway down the boat ramp.

 

[YY1]

This is absolutely a real life story....
For many years for the 4th of July
we would claim a section of beach
on Elephant Butte lake in TorC NM.
A local divorce lawyer (bear in mind
this small town had a population of
5500 people), would show up on the
boat ramp handing out business cards.
Another friend had a tow truck parked
halfway down the boat ramp.

It amazes me how many people own boats and can't back a trailer.

I was able to back a trailer "like a pro" before I even owned one.

 

[Triplegreen500]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Cheapsunglasses]

 

[Cheapsunglasses]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[68BabyBlue]

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My wife's grandfather spent his last Christmas with the family at the age of 94. He drank his entire life, and smoked four packs of Pall Malls a day. My mother in law lifted the ban on smoking in her home. I lit his cigarettes all day, and poured whisky for him, as he no longer had the vision or hand dexterity to do either. We should all do so well.

 

[YY1]

My wife's mom kept mumbling about ice cream on her deathbed in hospice.

I went to the nearest store and got a orange sherbet "screwball" (it's what they had that was closest to ice cream).

My wife held it so her mom could get at it.

That was the last thing she ate.

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

My wife's mom kept mumbling about ice cream on her deathbed in hospice.

I went to the nearest store and got a orange sherbet "screwball" (it's what they had that was closest to ice cream).

My wife held it so her mom could get at it.

That was the last thing she ate.

WE had this sweet dog that LOVED ice cream. She fell victim to some rare brain disease...I wrote about her here:

So.....My DOG tested positive for THC. Huh ???

The moments before we took her in for her last vet visit, I had a small bowl of ice cream and slowly fed her a bit at a time. Her love for it was still there.

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[toolmanmike]

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Ha! my wife would kick your ***!