The not a meme meme thread

[toolmanmike]

Don't forget the turkey! LMAO

 

[Kern Dog]

This one is for @Kern Dog

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Al Pacino said it in Godfather three....
“Just when I thought I was OUT...they pull me back IN!”

 

[QuickBpBp]

Not a meme but worth posting..

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS *** FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ***
and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

 

[super-bee_ski]

Hilarious QuickBpBp

 

[QuickBpBp]

 

[toolmanmike]

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[QuickBpBp]

 

[sam dupont]

Paint Chart for dogs

 

[Roger63]

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Hey, I know that guy he owes me money.

 

[QuickBpBp]

 

[QuickBpBp]

 

[bm02tj]

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Paint Chart for dogs

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Not to be a spoil sport but your meme is based on the pretense that dogs can't see color.... I'd sure like to see evidence to support that.... I have a dog that only plays with green balls, she won't touch a red/blue/yellow/orange ball but constantly plays with green balls... It was pretty amusing learning this, I kept buying assorted colors & she wouldn't play with most of them, my other dog plays with any new toy... But every time a green ball showed up it was hers & the other dog knew not to touch it... So tell me again how they can't see colors..

 

[Fran Blacker]

 

[sam dupont]

I wanted to say: California color chart, but dogs can't give me a red X.

 

[bm02tj]

A colour blind person or dog can see camo better than a person that can see colour
Humans see shades of gray and process differently and can tell they are different but not what colour it is

 

[bm02tj]

I am partially red and green colour blind and can see both numbers on colour blind cards that your eye doc uses

 

[chtampa]

I think that colors smell different to dogs.

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]